Bortch
@bortch.bsky.social
Reformed lurker. Let me figure things out.
As someone who plays videogames themselves, "go outside, tf?"
January 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
As someone who plays videogames themselves, "go outside, tf?"
I'm trying to nap! If you weren't so cute...
October 25, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I'm trying to nap! If you weren't so cute...
Would you believe me if I said I'd been hovering over my phone waiting for this moment?
October 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Would you believe me if I said I'd been hovering over my phone waiting for this moment?
Give some time... He'll be ruined before you know it.
October 24, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Give some time... He'll be ruined before you know it.
That priest sounds mean.
October 23, 2024 at 2:36 AM
That priest sounds mean.
That time Sega rented out two pages in a gaming mag for promotion and the editors added the sentence: "We like Rouge the Bat, probably because she's got tits and she looks really dirty."
October 23, 2024 at 2:28 AM
That time Sega rented out two pages in a gaming mag for promotion and the editors added the sentence: "We like Rouge the Bat, probably because she's got tits and she looks really dirty."
Yeah videogames are cool but have you ever put rice noodles in hot oil?
October 22, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Yeah videogames are cool but have you ever put rice noodles in hot oil?
Pokemon and Pressure you say...
October 21, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Pokemon and Pressure you say...
*sniff* he's a work in progress *sniff* it looks better in person!
October 21, 2024 at 5:57 PM
*sniff* he's a work in progress *sniff* it looks better in person!
I SAW what you did there
October 21, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I SAW what you did there
Give me a year, I'm going to learn the forbidden art that Nami Aidakko has tapped into. I might update my progress on here.
October 21, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Give me a year, I'm going to learn the forbidden art that Nami Aidakko has tapped into. I might update my progress on here.