Kids at 14 nowadays getting caught getting bjs in a mall bathroom meanwhile at 14 I was making female wrestlers with big boobs and skin color bikinis on Smackdown vs raw 2011 Road to Wrestlmania, we are not the same

Can't believe corkscrew penis didn't make it into the top 10 duck facts

I can't believe it, my therapist just dumped me fr

we live in a world where you can either work or play balatro and I think that's cruel

The gulf of America is Trans coded

Wait if Nosferatu was flickering the lights, then who was jorkin on my pean??

Tune in tomorrow when I find out if staying up til 2 am was a mistake

Omg you guys I'm so excited for "am I sick again or just exhausted or broke or just very cold or hungry or awash in the existential terror of knitting together the end of this year with the beginning of the next one and slowly realizing they're both part of the same design" week. So stoked.

Walking around barefoot and starting to understand why chickens scratch the ground the way they do

The binding of isaac has a way of being the easiest just-don't-get-hit type of game that simultaneously make you wanna kys in the process

I have reason to believe that Sundays are in some cases worse than Mondays cause you're faced with the inevitably by which Monday is almost upon us

nothing bruises my ego more than when a game asks me if I'd like to try again on a lower difficulty.

Gooning is a human right

we're the Costco Guys, of course we aid and abet in the assassination of health insurance executives!

Wait why isn't Mr. Blue sky by electric light orchestra (1977) not playing every time I open this app?