Shelley Lanchester
@boringtrans.bsky.social
An incredibly boring trans female educator in her late 30s, living in the south, and weekly writing her opinion on modern trans issues.
Follow on Substack: https://mostboringtranswoman.substack.com/
Follow on Substack: https://mostboringtranswoman.substack.com/
Jack Skellington is popular because men relate to the story of a well meaning guy who gets way into a hobby, and a lot of women want to bang a goth who is simultaneously tall and a twink.
October 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Jack Skellington is popular because men relate to the story of a well meaning guy who gets way into a hobby, and a lot of women want to bang a goth who is simultaneously tall and a twink.
I am atheist but I am praying for Dolly
October 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I am atheist but I am praying for Dolly
What’s weird is Trump’s whole thing is that he’s an “Everyman.” But he writes tweets like condescending emails and sends calendar invites for stressful all hands meetings. He runs the county not like a CEO but a shitty middle manager.
September 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What’s weird is Trump’s whole thing is that he’s an “Everyman.” But he writes tweets like condescending emails and sends calendar invites for stressful all hands meetings. He runs the county not like a CEO but a shitty middle manager.
I believe that both the too online dork who couldn’t be normal about having a trans girlfriend and the right wing bigot who decided to shoot up a bunch of people peacefully praying both shouldn’t have had guns. There is the bipartisanship!
September 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I believe that both the too online dork who couldn’t be normal about having a trans girlfriend and the right wing bigot who decided to shoot up a bunch of people peacefully praying both shouldn’t have had guns. There is the bipartisanship!
@jamesgunn.bsky.social Genuine question, did the America Ferrera monologue from Barbie influence Superman's "Human" speech. The cadence of it feels very similar to me despite obvious differences.
September 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social Genuine question, did the America Ferrera monologue from Barbie influence Superman's "Human" speech. The cadence of it feels very similar to me despite obvious differences.
Really kinda scary that we’re not all at a code red at Trump saying Shylock
July 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Really kinda scary that we’re not all at a code red at Trump saying Shylock
Me before GTA VI Trailer: okay well I’m excited to finally play as a character I relate to and then tolerate playing as the boring dude
Me after GTA VI Trailer: I’m excited to finally play as a female character and then switch over to Jason and grab my vibrator
Me after GTA VI Trailer: I’m excited to finally play as a female character and then switch over to Jason and grab my vibrator
May 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me before GTA VI Trailer: okay well I’m excited to finally play as a character I relate to and then tolerate playing as the boring dude
Me after GTA VI Trailer: I’m excited to finally play as a female character and then switch over to Jason and grab my vibrator
Me after GTA VI Trailer: I’m excited to finally play as a female character and then switch over to Jason and grab my vibrator
This Vox Article is bullshit. www.vox.com/scotus/41168...
No, no elected official should be removed or blocked from voting for just being transphobic. That is unconstitutional. However the article is skirting around the issue being endangering a student. That’s the issue!
No, no elected official should be removed or blocked from voting for just being transphobic. That is unconstitutional. However the article is skirting around the issue being endangering a student. That’s the issue!
An anti-trans lawmaker brings a Supreme Court case that she absolutely must win
To defend democracy, the courts must rule in favor of a lawmaker who bullied a high school student.
www.vox.com
May 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This Vox Article is bullshit. www.vox.com/scotus/41168...
No, no elected official should be removed or blocked from voting for just being transphobic. That is unconstitutional. However the article is skirting around the issue being endangering a student. That’s the issue!
No, no elected official should be removed or blocked from voting for just being transphobic. That is unconstitutional. However the article is skirting around the issue being endangering a student. That’s the issue!
Good news everyone: every hot take on how Judge Dugan was right to be arrested is going to be an easy sorting of who to never listen to again and who has the moral backbone of a jellyfish
April 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Good news everyone: every hot take on how Judge Dugan was right to be arrested is going to be an easy sorting of who to never listen to again and who has the moral backbone of a jellyfish
Bill Maher claims to be anti cancel culture. He is friends with Kid Rock who cancelled bud light for giving a gift to an adult trans woman in order to widen their markets. He did this by violently shooting beer cans. The woman in question was harassed and threatened. Maher has no moral backbone.
April 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Bill Maher claims to be anti cancel culture. He is friends with Kid Rock who cancelled bud light for giving a gift to an adult trans woman in order to widen their markets. He did this by violently shooting beer cans. The woman in question was harassed and threatened. Maher has no moral backbone.
Just a friendly reminder that Zelensky literally did the Ukrainian voice dub of the mayor from the Horton Hears a Who movie just so we can be a bit more on the nose of who the bad guys are and what the right thing to do is.
March 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Just a friendly reminder that Zelensky literally did the Ukrainian voice dub of the mayor from the Horton Hears a Who movie just so we can be a bit more on the nose of who the bad guys are and what the right thing to do is.
“Elon Musk is a successful businessman who made some key and wise investments.” There, for moderates complaining when people on the Left roll their eyes at calling Musk a “genius who happens to be evil.” You just don’t have to call him a genius. You can just plainly state his accomplishments.
February 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“Elon Musk is a successful businessman who made some key and wise investments.” There, for moderates complaining when people on the Left roll their eyes at calling Musk a “genius who happens to be evil.” You just don’t have to call him a genius. You can just plainly state his accomplishments.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social hey! I represent the PBO Pride committee in Pittsboro. We know that you’ve been an amazing ally and part of Chatham County’s culture. I’d love if you could be somehow involved for our third annual pride event in June.
February 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social hey! I represent the PBO Pride committee in Pittsboro. We know that you’ve been an amazing ally and part of Chatham County’s culture. I’d love if you could be somehow involved for our third annual pride event in June.
Fun fact: The novel Guns of the South is about about white supremacist Afrikaners traveling in time to help the confederacy win the Civil War. The book was inspired by the fact that a psychotic Nazi Afrikaner trying to destroy American democracy used to be an idea so insane that it required magic.
February 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Fun fact: The novel Guns of the South is about about white supremacist Afrikaners traveling in time to help the confederacy win the Civil War. The book was inspired by the fact that a psychotic Nazi Afrikaner trying to destroy American democracy used to be an idea so insane that it required magic.
@jamieloftus.bsky.social I adore and love all the work you have done, but will forever hold it against you that you didn’t magically know that Mebane, NC is pronounced Meb-in. Sry.
February 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@jamieloftus.bsky.social I adore and love all the work you have done, but will forever hold it against you that you didn’t magically know that Mebane, NC is pronounced Meb-in. Sry.
Jack being able to the intro hit me hard and let me way too open for Adam Sandler’s sappy song.
February 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Jack being able to the intro hit me hard and let me way too open for Adam Sandler’s sappy song.
I am happy to announce that Jon Hamm’s wife is in the real of being age appropriate.
February 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I am happy to announce that Jon Hamm’s wife is in the real of being age appropriate.
The media thrives on dichotomies. It’s why the Republicans are good with the economy but Democrats are good at social programs narrative has survived. We’re getting a story of Trump is very effective, but bending the law. And nah. He’s ineffective, evil, and bending the law.
February 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The media thrives on dichotomies. It’s why the Republicans are good with the economy but Democrats are good at social programs narrative has survived. We’re getting a story of Trump is very effective, but bending the law. And nah. He’s ineffective, evil, and bending the law.
Just a friendly reminder that JK Rowling once retweeted Libs of Tik Tok on how “crazy” it was to call Ye a white supremacist. Really a hat trick of shitty people
February 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just a friendly reminder that JK Rowling once retweeted Libs of Tik Tok on how “crazy” it was to call Ye a white supremacist. Really a hat trick of shitty people
I’m taking a Lyft back to my small town. There really needs to be a special push notification for occurrences like this where everyone living within thirty miles of me gets a message, “Holy shit! There’s a Lyft nearby!”
January 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m taking a Lyft back to my small town. There really needs to be a special push notification for occurrences like this where everyone living within thirty miles of me gets a message, “Holy shit! There’s a Lyft nearby!”
@jesawyer.bsky.social biggest discovery on blue sky so far is that my favorite video game developer got inexplicably hot.
January 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
@jesawyer.bsky.social biggest discovery on blue sky so far is that my favorite video game developer got inexplicably hot.
I am totally okay with some trans people not liking Emilia Perez, but really don't love the conflation that everyone doesn't like it. I enjoyed it enough even if I don't think it's my go to for Best Picture.
January 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I am totally okay with some trans people not liking Emilia Perez, but really don't love the conflation that everyone doesn't like it. I enjoyed it enough even if I don't think it's my go to for Best Picture.
@erininthemorning.com Should cover this story if she's not already. www.aclu.org/press-releas... Stumbled on this press release, and shit is genuinely horrifying. Most hyperbolic fears of how we can be treated as reality.
Florida Judge Allows State Prison Officials to Withhold Medical Care for Transgender Incarcerated People | American Civil Liberties Union
TALLAHASSEE – A federal district court judge has rejected a preliminary injunction request, allowing enforcement of a new Florida Department of...
www.aclu.org
January 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
@erininthemorning.com Should cover this story if she's not already. www.aclu.org/press-releas... Stumbled on this press release, and shit is genuinely horrifying. Most hyperbolic fears of how we can be treated as reality.
In the fallout of 2024, newsletter Slow Boring offered Democrats need to embrace the reality of sex. While I agree that sex is real, have transgender advocates actually been denying sex? In a four part piece, I explore this question. mostboringtranswoman.substack.com/p/lets-talk-... #transgender
Let’s Talk About Sex Part 1 of 4
Sex Is Real
mostboringtranswoman.substack.com
January 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
In the fallout of 2024, newsletter Slow Boring offered Democrats need to embrace the reality of sex. While I agree that sex is real, have transgender advocates actually been denying sex? In a four part piece, I explore this question. mostboringtranswoman.substack.com/p/lets-talk-... #transgender