Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.

Trump is expected to issue an executive order as soon as today, instructing his newly confirmed education secretary to begin efforts to close the department she now leads.

I’m a real piece to pick with everyone in Star Trek. Y’all obsess over 16-20th century bullshit while forgetting to obsess about anything in the 21st-century that would help us out in anyway whatsoever. Get bent officer unhelpful. (DS9 is excused from my vitriol)

Watching the movie #Flow and our dog cannot take her eyes off of the screen.

So I just got out of the hospital from a hip replacement. Apparently the recovery time is way shorter than it used to be, but that doesn’t mean it’s short. And I’ve gotta tell you I hurt so much right now im fantazing about cutting my leg off.

These 1,000 men and women are heroes.

She probably should have stopped after claiming Jewish Space Lasers started the CA fires in 2018. But no, she’s back with more theories.

LMAO, “listen here fuckwads, we *helped* Donald Trump getting elected so we could *cover* the bad shit he does so you shitkickers would *pay us* to read it.”

Was Toastmasters really just like an autism social club for boomers. Looking back at every conversation I had about it and what he learned over decade of being in toastmasters I’m realizing it was just Autism club for boomers. That’s really cool but I’m not sure if they were aware of it.

I wasn’t born there but California really became my home. Regardless of the jokes you hear us make about the deathsprawl hellscape and the state pricing is out I’ll always have my heart there. I love it dearly and it is breaking my heart seeing it burn each year but this one hits so hard.

Read this elegant satire, so on the nose, each paragraph more refined and absurd than the previous. Sample graph in the next post. @mcsweeneys.net

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...

Watching Secret of NIHM again. It was easily in my top 5 films since I was a kid and the thing holds up still and remains remarkable and magical.

This is a smart explanation of how the "masks don't work" message spread & why we know masks do work (and so does flossing) even if there aren't randomized controlled trials to prove it 🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/what...

Grown ass adults who still use the tab key a bunch of times to center a word on a page is my villain origin story