The Whitest Stripes You Know

my house is lousy with armpits

“Depression looks cute on you”
HUH

Okay, I'm going to repeat my Lorde/Weezer theory:

1st album: The big one with all the hits
2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well
3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase

So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it

Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.

Happy fricken b-b-b-birthday to my big brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@elmore.zone ♥️♥️♥️

you will never be accepted into the kingdom of girl’s girls if you’re cutting the line for the bathroom in the club

the health department is actually rly strict on requiring that every cafe has a minimum of one white man watching anime on his laptop - no headphones - at any given time
the fines are astronomical!

as a society we let Joseph Gordon Levitt move on too quick post - G.I Joe
we let him make 500 days of summer that same YEAR

chat is it a dig when one of your coworkers says you give off “lynette energy”

watching my previously secular friends turn to organized religion to find purpose in this suffering is actually cuckoo bananas

who up suspended in gaffa tonight?