Burger Connoisseur
@borgorchronicle.bsky.social
Chronicling Burgers From Various Locales.
(I usually order them with bacon and sautéed onions)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_Vb0KHKKf_kGJ7vT-aV4Yp8C4Qqw5SzOqufd849hWbo/edit?usp=sharing
(I usually order them with bacon and sautéed onions)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_Vb0KHKKf_kGJ7vT-aV4Yp8C4Qqw5SzOqufd849hWbo/edit?usp=sharing
The Daily Planet - 4/10
Ordered the plant burger as options were slim at our time of arrival, and preference of course but I really didn't care for this burger. The lettuce was overpowering and the sauce was not a favorite. Otherwise the beef was pretty alright, but not the fit for me. #Burger
Ordered the plant burger as options were slim at our time of arrival, and preference of course but I really didn't care for this burger. The lettuce was overpowering and the sauce was not a favorite. Otherwise the beef was pretty alright, but not the fit for me. #Burger
December 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The Daily Planet - 4/10
Ordered the plant burger as options were slim at our time of arrival, and preference of course but I really didn't care for this burger. The lettuce was overpowering and the sauce was not a favorite. Otherwise the beef was pretty alright, but not the fit for me. #Burger
Ordered the plant burger as options were slim at our time of arrival, and preference of course but I really didn't care for this burger. The lettuce was overpowering and the sauce was not a favorite. Otherwise the beef was pretty alright, but not the fit for me. #Burger
A&W - 3/10
I know you get what you pay for, but this was pretty pathetic, harmless but pathetic. I ordered what I believe to be the kid burger, so hopefully a proper review eventually, but this mall version of the chain resulted in this dry unassuming burger. The poutine was great though. #Burger
I know you get what you pay for, but this was pretty pathetic, harmless but pathetic. I ordered what I believe to be the kid burger, so hopefully a proper review eventually, but this mall version of the chain resulted in this dry unassuming burger. The poutine was great though. #Burger
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
A&W - 3/10
I know you get what you pay for, but this was pretty pathetic, harmless but pathetic. I ordered what I believe to be the kid burger, so hopefully a proper review eventually, but this mall version of the chain resulted in this dry unassuming burger. The poutine was great though. #Burger
I know you get what you pay for, but this was pretty pathetic, harmless but pathetic. I ordered what I believe to be the kid burger, so hopefully a proper review eventually, but this mall version of the chain resulted in this dry unassuming burger. The poutine was great though. #Burger
Tap & Still Havensight - 10/10
Excellent proportions, excellent price, and most importantly: excellent taste. Burger was done to perfection by my standards, optimal toppings, every bite a pleasure, crispy bacon, melting cheese, and quality beef. No complaints, highest regards to this burger. #Burger
Excellent proportions, excellent price, and most importantly: excellent taste. Burger was done to perfection by my standards, optimal toppings, every bite a pleasure, crispy bacon, melting cheese, and quality beef. No complaints, highest regards to this burger. #Burger
December 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Tap & Still Havensight - 10/10
Excellent proportions, excellent price, and most importantly: excellent taste. Burger was done to perfection by my standards, optimal toppings, every bite a pleasure, crispy bacon, melting cheese, and quality beef. No complaints, highest regards to this burger. #Burger
Excellent proportions, excellent price, and most importantly: excellent taste. Burger was done to perfection by my standards, optimal toppings, every bite a pleasure, crispy bacon, melting cheese, and quality beef. No complaints, highest regards to this burger. #Burger
Guy's Burger Joint - 5/10
This is cafeteria quality, a blessing on a cruise ship. The burger is free to all passengers and is perfectly passable. I give high regards to the "SMC", a highlight, though the beef was eh. Sautéed onions at the topping station was an awesome bonus, didn't expect that.
This is cafeteria quality, a blessing on a cruise ship. The burger is free to all passengers and is perfectly passable. I give high regards to the "SMC", a highlight, though the beef was eh. Sautéed onions at the topping station was an awesome bonus, didn't expect that.
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Guy's Burger Joint - 5/10
This is cafeteria quality, a blessing on a cruise ship. The burger is free to all passengers and is perfectly passable. I give high regards to the "SMC", a highlight, though the beef was eh. Sautéed onions at the topping station was an awesome bonus, didn't expect that.
This is cafeteria quality, a blessing on a cruise ship. The burger is free to all passengers and is perfectly passable. I give high regards to the "SMC", a highlight, though the beef was eh. Sautéed onions at the topping station was an awesome bonus, didn't expect that.
Burger Bar - 6/10
Was unaware with was a kosher food locale, though my triple onion burger tasted pretty good. It was certainly a trial to eat height-wise though. Decent quality food, but way overpriced in my eyes.
Was unaware with was a kosher food locale, though my triple onion burger tasted pretty good. It was certainly a trial to eat height-wise though. Decent quality food, but way overpriced in my eyes.
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Burger Bar - 6/10
Was unaware with was a kosher food locale, though my triple onion burger tasted pretty good. It was certainly a trial to eat height-wise though. Decent quality food, but way overpriced in my eyes.
Was unaware with was a kosher food locale, though my triple onion burger tasted pretty good. It was certainly a trial to eat height-wise though. Decent quality food, but way overpriced in my eyes.
The Lazy Goat Tavern - 5/10
This smash burger was perfectly average, the reason it ranks half is it's unsatisfying nature. Just a very plain and bland burger, though a good deal given it was some Wednesday promotion. A sauce was offered, but I probably would've like it less if included.
This smash burger was perfectly average, the reason it ranks half is it's unsatisfying nature. Just a very plain and bland burger, though a good deal given it was some Wednesday promotion. A sauce was offered, but I probably would've like it less if included.
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Lazy Goat Tavern - 5/10
This smash burger was perfectly average, the reason it ranks half is it's unsatisfying nature. Just a very plain and bland burger, though a good deal given it was some Wednesday promotion. A sauce was offered, but I probably would've like it less if included.
This smash burger was perfectly average, the reason it ranks half is it's unsatisfying nature. Just a very plain and bland burger, though a good deal given it was some Wednesday promotion. A sauce was offered, but I probably would've like it less if included.
The Church Café Bar - 6/10
Despite this being such a highly rated locale, this burger ended up being nothing special. It had high claims of it's naturally sourced ingredients, but the taste was bland, nothing to set it apart. Not the worst but honestly forgettable, cool restaurant though. #Burger
Despite this being such a highly rated locale, this burger ended up being nothing special. It had high claims of it's naturally sourced ingredients, but the taste was bland, nothing to set it apart. Not the worst but honestly forgettable, cool restaurant though. #Burger
April 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Church Café Bar - 6/10
Despite this being such a highly rated locale, this burger ended up being nothing special. It had high claims of it's naturally sourced ingredients, but the taste was bland, nothing to set it apart. Not the worst but honestly forgettable, cool restaurant though. #Burger
Despite this being such a highly rated locale, this burger ended up being nothing special. It had high claims of it's naturally sourced ingredients, but the taste was bland, nothing to set it apart. Not the worst but honestly forgettable, cool restaurant though. #Burger
Custom Burgers EWR - 1/10
I expected the typical affair from an Airport Burger, overpriced surely but usually a decent taste. I was instead served a passable burger with cold sautéed onions, not lukewarm like they were sitting out, cold straight from the fridge. I got sick on the flight, shocker.
I expected the typical affair from an Airport Burger, overpriced surely but usually a decent taste. I was instead served a passable burger with cold sautéed onions, not lukewarm like they were sitting out, cold straight from the fridge. I got sick on the flight, shocker.
March 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Custom Burgers EWR - 1/10
I expected the typical affair from an Airport Burger, overpriced surely but usually a decent taste. I was instead served a passable burger with cold sautéed onions, not lukewarm like they were sitting out, cold straight from the fridge. I got sick on the flight, shocker.
I expected the typical affair from an Airport Burger, overpriced surely but usually a decent taste. I was instead served a passable burger with cold sautéed onions, not lukewarm like they were sitting out, cold straight from the fridge. I got sick on the flight, shocker.
Home Burger - 5/10
I don't know the specific brand of what we got but whatever, it was microwaveable and tasted pretty okay. The way I see home burgers is: if you desperately need burger, here you are. Got the job done.
I don't know the specific brand of what we got but whatever, it was microwaveable and tasted pretty okay. The way I see home burgers is: if you desperately need burger, here you are. Got the job done.
January 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Home Burger - 5/10
I don't know the specific brand of what we got but whatever, it was microwaveable and tasted pretty okay. The way I see home burgers is: if you desperately need burger, here you are. Got the job done.
I don't know the specific brand of what we got but whatever, it was microwaveable and tasted pretty okay. The way I see home burgers is: if you desperately need burger, here you are. Got the job done.
The Vermont Pub & Brewery - 8/10
I chose the French Onion Burger, it was not only an interesting concept with the provided au jus, but an excellent taste as well. The dipping process was tricky given how slippery the onions were, but regardless the taste was divine, well done. #Burger #Food
I chose the French Onion Burger, it was not only an interesting concept with the provided au jus, but an excellent taste as well. The dipping process was tricky given how slippery the onions were, but regardless the taste was divine, well done. #Burger #Food
January 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Rainforest Cafe - 6/10
I ordered the Beastly Burger, which I didn't imagine would be too crazy, but I was proven wrong upon being served these massive slabs of meat. Despite appearances this wasn't too bad, a little burnt, great toppings, but way too large, and overpriced.
I ordered the Beastly Burger, which I didn't imagine would be too crazy, but I was proven wrong upon being served these massive slabs of meat. Despite appearances this wasn't too bad, a little burnt, great toppings, but way too large, and overpriced.
January 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Rainforest Cafe - 6/10
I ordered the Beastly Burger, which I didn't imagine would be too crazy, but I was proven wrong upon being served these massive slabs of meat. Despite appearances this wasn't too bad, a little burnt, great toppings, but way too large, and overpriced.
I ordered the Beastly Burger, which I didn't imagine would be too crazy, but I was proven wrong upon being served these massive slabs of meat. Despite appearances this wasn't too bad, a little burnt, great toppings, but way too large, and overpriced.
Kinopio's Cafe - 8/10
This was a magical sort of experience. I had always dreamed of one day having the Mario Burger, and the results were damn good despite some preferred customizing. Of course the main attraction is the atmosphere, so warm and homely, I must order more. #Burger #Food
This was a magical sort of experience. I had always dreamed of one day having the Mario Burger, and the results were damn good despite some preferred customizing. Of course the main attraction is the atmosphere, so warm and homely, I must order more. #Burger #Food
January 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
L.A.S.T - 8/10
This was a locale with a lovely view, and super swanky interior. I know the burger isn't much of a looker from the photos but it was quite tasty too. It was very wet, soggy in sense, full of an odd sauce and lots of cheese. Little heavy, but just right by me. #Burger #Food
This was a locale with a lovely view, and super swanky interior. I know the burger isn't much of a looker from the photos but it was quite tasty too. It was very wet, soggy in sense, full of an odd sauce and lots of cheese. Little heavy, but just right by me. #Burger #Food
January 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Dockside Diner - 7/10
This was absolutely a fork and knife sort of burger. A unique DisneySea offering that was a burger and parm in one. It tasted very well despite it's looks, just a tad hard to actually pick at. Always appreciate the price though, I'd say it's worth a try. #Burger #Food
This was absolutely a fork and knife sort of burger. A unique DisneySea offering that was a burger and parm in one. It tasted very well despite it's looks, just a tad hard to actually pick at. Always appreciate the price though, I'd say it's worth a try. #Burger #Food
January 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
MOS Burger - 8/10
MOS has been on the todo list for ages, and upon finishing, I must say it's like nothing I've had before. The beef was grilled in some unique way, the sauce was pleasant, the cheese was oddly applied. It didn't taste fantastic, but was extremely interesting. #Burger #Food
MOS has been on the todo list for ages, and upon finishing, I must say it's like nothing I've had before. The beef was grilled in some unique way, the sauce was pleasant, the cheese was oddly applied. It didn't taste fantastic, but was extremely interesting. #Burger #Food
January 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM