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I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessey
Her titties were filled with Hennessey
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest asks "Hey, you want to fuck a ten year old boy?" The rabbi replies "Out of what?"
August 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest asks "Hey, you want to fuck a ten year old boy?" The rabbi replies "Out of what?"
I think La Hiedra and Mr. Iguana v. Santino Marella and Lola Vice is a contender for the greatest match of all time. Never thought I would say that about Santino
August 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I think La Hiedra and Mr. Iguana v. Santino Marella and Lola Vice is a contender for the greatest match of all time. Never thought I would say that about Santino
Where tf have La Hiedra and Mr. Iguana been all my life???
August 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Where tf have La Hiedra and Mr. Iguana been all my life???
Whoooo!!!
August 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Whoooo!!!
"Brother, I ain't doing so good, dude!"
"HANG ON TERRY, GOD DAMN IT! YOU WERE ALWAYS THE ONE! IM COMIN', BABY!!!"
SMAAASHHHH!!!!
"HANG ON TERRY, GOD DAMN IT! YOU WERE ALWAYS THE ONE! IM COMIN', BABY!!!"
SMAAASHHHH!!!!
August 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"Brother, I ain't doing so good, dude!"
"HANG ON TERRY, GOD DAMN IT! YOU WERE ALWAYS THE ONE! IM COMIN', BABY!!!"
SMAAASHHHH!!!!
"HANG ON TERRY, GOD DAMN IT! YOU WERE ALWAYS THE ONE! IM COMIN', BABY!!!"
SMAAASHHHH!!!!
I'm convinced that Vince McMahon wrecked his cat because there was a great disturbance in the Sports Entertainment Force and he sensed that the Hulkster was about to go to Hulkster Heaven, brother.
August 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm convinced that Vince McMahon wrecked his cat because there was a great disturbance in the Sports Entertainment Force and he sensed that the Hulkster was about to go to Hulkster Heaven, brother.
Typical Hulk Hogan trying to upstage another celebrity, even in death. Thoughts and prayers etc etc
July 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Typical Hulk Hogan trying to upstage another celebrity, even in death. Thoughts and prayers etc etc
I miss the O&A subreddit. For like 5 years it was the funniest fucking thing on the internet. Not sure which was funnier - getting a German news station to blame Anthony as the Nice bomber or getting his idiot brother Joe on the People's Court to claim he's not a pedophile even though no one asked
July 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I miss the O&A subreddit. For like 5 years it was the funniest fucking thing on the internet. Not sure which was funnier - getting a German news station to blame Anthony as the Nice bomber or getting his idiot brother Joe on the People's Court to claim he's not a pedophile even though no one asked
I'm not sure which is more sad aboit Opie & Anthony - Anthony doing am conservative radio for like a dozen elderly people or Opie rambling to no one on the beach. At least the beach looks nice.
July 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm not sure which is more sad aboit Opie & Anthony - Anthony doing am conservative radio for like a dozen elderly people or Opie rambling to no one on the beach. At least the beach looks nice.
@thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social I was out wearing my Corny face shirt and some woman thought that it was Christian Slater.
July 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
@thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social I was out wearing my Corny face shirt and some woman thought that it was Christian Slater.
TIL that Honky Tonk Man was originally booked as a baby face in WWF when he came in in 1986. So the signs were there from the beginning that Vince McMahon is insane.
June 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
TIL that Honky Tonk Man was originally booked as a baby face in WWF when he came in in 1986. So the signs were there from the beginning that Vince McMahon is insane.
I'm now convinced that the enduring popularity of Minecraft is actually a government conspiracy to get children used to the idea of slaving away in the mines as the only real career option
April 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I'm now convinced that the enduring popularity of Minecraft is actually a government conspiracy to get children used to the idea of slaving away in the mines as the only real career option
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This is all part of the pla BTW. The final rug pull from the ultra wealthy class to transfer what little is left to them. They are dismantling america and selling it for parts.
April 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This is all part of the pla BTW. The final rug pull from the ultra wealthy class to transfer what little is left to them. They are dismantling america and selling it for parts.
Well that's it. We're done for as a nation. Trump wants us to remember this day and I am certain we will, just not for the reason he thinks.
April 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Well that's it. We're done for as a nation. Trump wants us to remember this day and I am certain we will, just not for the reason he thinks.
Or you can spend hours fishing in random ass spots hoping to find a random ass fish if thats your thing
April 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Or you can spend hours fishing in random ass spots hoping to find a random ass fish if thats your thing
There is no reason not to do the Joja route in Stardew Valley. They act like they're an evil Corporation but literally nothing bad happens if you pick them. Pierre stays in business either way and they actually use the useless community center for a theatre
April 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
There is no reason not to do the Joja route in Stardew Valley. They act like they're an evil Corporation but literally nothing bad happens if you pick them. Pierre stays in business either way and they actually use the useless community center for a theatre
Pumps and a Bump is an underrated 90s hip hip anthem. I think people back then were just too intimidated by MC Hammer's actual gigantic hammer swinging all over that video damn son god bless. We were still 25 years away from Blacked dot com
April 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Pumps and a Bump is an underrated 90s hip hip anthem. I think people back then were just too intimidated by MC Hammer's actual gigantic hammer swinging all over that video damn son god bless. We were still 25 years away from Blacked dot com
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31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.
March 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.
I don't even like this music but I've found myself getting weirdly nostalgic for the days of going to clubs and bars and getting blackout drunk to drop it like it's hot and errrbuddy in the club getting tipsy. Lil Jon going YEAH was a defining moment for our generation
March 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I don't even like this music but I've found myself getting weirdly nostalgic for the days of going to clubs and bars and getting blackout drunk to drop it like it's hot and errrbuddy in the club getting tipsy. Lil Jon going YEAH was a defining moment for our generation
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The T-Virus. It turns some people into zombies, others it turns into Ken Shamrock.
March 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
The T-Virus. It turns some people into zombies, others it turns into Ken Shamrock.
Riley Pinkerton from Castle Rat checked off like 4 fetishes I've had since I was a kid. She looks like a Heavy Metal magazine sorceress/warrior/??? Hot chick come to life
March 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Riley Pinkerton from Castle Rat checked off like 4 fetishes I've had since I was a kid. She looks like a Heavy Metal magazine sorceress/warrior/??? Hot chick come to life
So we can all admit that Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight was fixed, right? Look at how Tyson was acting. Even a 30 year past his prime Tyson still would have killed the YouTube rapper guy. Tyson just desperately needed a quick pay day. It's not like he's above humiliating himself for a dollar.
March 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
So we can all admit that Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight was fixed, right? Look at how Tyson was acting. Even a 30 year past his prime Tyson still would have killed the YouTube rapper guy. Tyson just desperately needed a quick pay day. It's not like he's above humiliating himself for a dollar.
I love that one glitch 30 years ago has led to the in-game canon of Sid Meier's Civilization series us that Gandhi is their equivalent of the worst dictators in all of history. Like he lures you in with peace talks and them suddenly turns on you out if nowhere
March 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I love that one glitch 30 years ago has led to the in-game canon of Sid Meier's Civilization series us that Gandhi is their equivalent of the worst dictators in all of history. Like he lures you in with peace talks and them suddenly turns on you out if nowhere