Boredmonkey
@boredmonkey.bsky.social
A 1968 Earth Monkey living in a very conservative Texas town. I always vote Blue. 💙
He should probably stay away from the Clam chowder. 🤔 IYKYK 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
He should probably stay away from the Clam chowder. 🤔 IYKYK 🤣
It's my sister's birthday, she was born on Thanksgiving. Every year I get to hear how my dad didn't get his Turkey dinner. 🤣 Ted should be thankful it's not his birthday.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It's my sister's birthday, she was born on Thanksgiving. Every year I get to hear how my dad didn't get his Turkey dinner. 🤣 Ted should be thankful it's not his birthday.
I bet she asks for boxes of wine for Christmas. She deserves a lump of elf coal. I hear it's petrified elf 💩. 😳
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I bet she asks for boxes of wine for Christmas. She deserves a lump of elf coal. I hear it's petrified elf 💩. 😳
It's 'The Money Shot' in a bottle. 😳🤔😳
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It's 'The Money Shot' in a bottle. 😳🤔😳
The answer to his question is GAMBLING. 🤔 Someone got DraftKinged. 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The answer to his question is GAMBLING. 🤔 Someone got DraftKinged. 🤣
Come on, baby, light my fire
Come on, baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire....
Come on, baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire....
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Come on, baby, light my fire
Come on, baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire....
Come on, baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire....
I have a feeling that MTG was threatened to have her PPP loan investigated. 🤔
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I have a feeling that MTG was threatened to have her PPP loan investigated. 🤔
Pedo Trump pees on the rug and rubs Pam's nose in it. 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Pedo Trump pees on the rug and rubs Pam's nose in it. 🤣
I'm hoping one day to see Pedo Trump squeal like a pig.
a man in a baseball cap is talking to another man in the woods .
ALT: a man in a baseball cap is talking to another man in the woods .
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November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'm hoping one day to see Pedo Trump squeal like a pig.
Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman must have given Pedo Trump some advice. 🤔
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman must have given Pedo Trump some advice. 🤔
Dan '4th Down Gamble' Campbell. He must love the adrenaline rush, then the feeling of disappointment, or the high of success.
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Dan '4th Down Gamble' Campbell. He must love the adrenaline rush, then the feeling of disappointment, or the high of success.