Boredmonkey
@boredmonkey.bsky.social
A 1968 Earth Monkey living in a very conservative Texas town. I always vote Blue. 💙
Happy Thanksgiving! Now release those damn Epstein files.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Now release those damn Epstein files.
Looks like McDonald's found their new clown. Move over Ronald McDonald. Introducing Donald McGrifty. 🤡 Every Happy Meal includes a free sexual assault. 🤦♂️🖕🤦♂️
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Looks like McDonald's found their new clown. Move over Ronald McDonald. Introducing Donald McGrifty. 🤡 Every Happy Meal includes a free sexual assault. 🤦♂️🖕🤦♂️
Elon Nazi Musk is defrauding investors just like Elisabeth Holmes. Instead of 'one drop blood tests' it's 'Going to Mars' and 'Full self-driving cars'.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Elon Nazi Musk is defrauding investors just like Elisabeth Holmes. Instead of 'one drop blood tests' it's 'Going to Mars' and 'Full self-driving cars'.
Not one decent cell in his (Trump's) body.
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Not one decent cell in his (Trump's) body.
MAGA/Christian Nationalism = Modern-day Pharisees
Matthew 23 Greatest hits. 😁
"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You clean the outside of the cup and dish, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence."
Matthew 23 Greatest hits. 😁
"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You clean the outside of the cup and dish, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence."
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
MAGA/Christian Nationalism = Modern-day Pharisees
Matthew 23 Greatest hits. 😁
"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You clean the outside of the cup and dish, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence."
Matthew 23 Greatest hits. 😁
"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You clean the outside of the cup and dish, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence."
Starving the poor and their children is on brand, hey, it's what the devil would do. 🤔
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Starving the poor and their children is on brand, hey, it's what the devil would do. 🤔
The Trump era Filet mignon. Yum....
November 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The Trump era Filet mignon. Yum....
Reggie... Reggie... Reggie.
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reggie... Reggie... Reggie.
Yep, Trump's fit as a fiddle. 🤦♂️ The sad thing is his dementia is contagious and his disciples will spread this insanity.
October 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Yep, Trump's fit as a fiddle. 🤦♂️ The sad thing is his dementia is contagious and his disciples will spread this insanity.
In the '89 Batman movie, the Joker wanted his face on the one-dollar bill. It's funny, the dollar coin has always been a failure, so it's quite fitting.
October 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
In the '89 Batman movie, the Joker wanted his face on the one-dollar bill. It's funny, the dollar coin has always been a failure, so it's quite fitting.
I just saw this and it's pretty good. It should be a minus-dollar coin.
October 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I just saw this and it's pretty good. It should be a minus-dollar coin.
Did you have to take a Silkwood Shower everyday?
September 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Did you have to take a Silkwood Shower everyday?
Now powered with Evil.
August 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Now powered with Evil.
It's Taco Tuesday.
August 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It's Taco Tuesday.
That place is empty. 🤔😳🤔
August 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
That place is empty. 🤔😳🤔