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"Attorney General Josh Kaul said on Friday he plans to take legal action against Elon Musk in response to a cash prize the billionaire is giving away related to Wisconsin's Supreme Court election."
Wisconsin DOJ plans to take legal action against Elon Musk for election-related cash prize
MADISON (WKOW) -- Attorney General Josh Kaul (D-WI) said on Friday he plans to take legal action against Elon Musk in response to a cash prize the billionaire is giving
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March 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Attorney General Josh Kaul said on Friday he plans to take legal action against Elon Musk in response to a cash prize the billionaire is giving away related to Wisconsin's Supreme Court election."
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New in PN: All the laws flouted during SignalGate
"There’s no excuse they can come up with that will be believable, bc the truth is obvious — they recklessly defied numerous laws by discussing war plans in a Signal group. And once they got caught, they made things even worse by incessantly lying."
"There’s no excuse they can come up with that will be believable, bc the truth is obvious — they recklessly defied numerous laws by discussing war plans in a Signal group. And once they got caught, they made things even worse by incessantly lying."
All the laws flouted during SignalGate
Very illegal and very not cool.
www.publicnotice.co
March 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
New in PN: All the laws flouted during SignalGate
"There’s no excuse they can come up with that will be believable, bc the truth is obvious — they recklessly defied numerous laws by discussing war plans in a Signal group. And once they got caught, they made things even worse by incessantly lying."
"There’s no excuse they can come up with that will be believable, bc the truth is obvious — they recklessly defied numerous laws by discussing war plans in a Signal group. And once they got caught, they made things even worse by incessantly lying."
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🧪 23andMe has filed for bankruptcy. What could happen to users' genetic data? You could be at risk if a buyer alters privacy policy. CA Atty. General Bonta recommends that you invoke your rights and direct 23andMe to delete your data and destroy any samples of genetic material held by the company.🔬🧬
Attorney General Bonta Urgently Issues Consumer Alert for 23andMe Customers
Californians have the right to direct the company to delete their genetic data OAKLAND — California Attorney General Rob Bonta today issued a consumer alert to customers of 23andMe, a genetic testing ...
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March 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
🧪 23andMe has filed for bankruptcy. What could happen to users' genetic data? You could be at risk if a buyer alters privacy policy. CA Atty. General Bonta recommends that you invoke your rights and direct 23andMe to delete your data and destroy any samples of genetic material held by the company.🔬🧬
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Meanwhile – – Measles and shingles are everywhere! : HHS plans to shutter or downsize several health agencies, including at www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
HHS plans to shutter or downsize several health agencies, including at CDC
Health and Human Services is planning to cut 10,000 jobs across the sprawling department.
www.nbcnews.com
March 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Meanwhile – – Measles and shingles are everywhere! : HHS plans to shutter or downsize several health agencies, including at www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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One of my best friends puts these signs in front of her house.
We need to be brave
We need to be brave
March 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
One of my best friends puts these signs in front of her house.
We need to be brave
We need to be brave
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Drug addeled isolated loner Musk pulled in as "Trump's brain"
March 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Drug addeled isolated loner Musk pulled in as "Trump's brain"
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"Mr. Kennedy’s focus on unverified treatments has frustrated some doctors in Gaines County, who have been trying to explain to patients that there is no antiviral for measles and that they have little control over which patients suffer serious symptoms..."
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Kennedy Links Measles Outbreak to Poor Diet and Health, Citing Fringe Theories
In a recent interview, the health secretary also suggested that the measles vaccine had harmed children in West Texas, center of an outbreak.
www.nytimes.com
March 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
"Mr. Kennedy’s focus on unverified treatments has frustrated some doctors in Gaines County, who have been trying to explain to patients that there is no antiviral for measles and that they have little control over which patients suffer serious symptoms..."
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Wait a minute. Wait a goddamn minute.
When he says that "we tried"at the ballot box? What does he mean by that? "How did that work out?" Is he admitting to cheating w/Elon "good at computers" Musk in the 2024 presidential election? I think so.
I think that's exactly what he's indicating here.
When he says that "we tried"at the ballot box? What does he mean by that? "How did that work out?" Is he admitting to cheating w/Elon "good at computers" Musk in the 2024 presidential election? I think so.
I think that's exactly what he's indicating here.
March 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Wait a minute. Wait a goddamn minute.
When he says that "we tried"at the ballot box? What does he mean by that? "How did that work out?" Is he admitting to cheating w/Elon "good at computers" Musk in the 2024 presidential election? I think so.
I think that's exactly what he's indicating here.
When he says that "we tried"at the ballot box? What does he mean by that? "How did that work out?" Is he admitting to cheating w/Elon "good at computers" Musk in the 2024 presidential election? I think so.
I think that's exactly what he's indicating here.
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Trump and Musk are going after Social Security, Medicaid, the VA, and public education.
In what universe, in what world, in what religion is it morally acceptable to cut programs for hungry children in order to reward the wealthy?
In what universe, in what world, in what religion is it morally acceptable to cut programs for hungry children in order to reward the wealthy?
March 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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& then the Canadians turned the heat.... UP
March 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
& then the Canadians turned the heat.... UP
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It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.
March 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
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contrarian.substack.com/p/calling-al... stellar piece!!
Calling All Ethical Lawyers
In the face of Trump's retributive assaults on our justice system, the duty of the legal community cannot be clearer: fight back
contrarian.substack.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
contrarian.substack.com/p/calling-al... stellar piece!!
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Justice Dept. Official Says She Was Fired After Opposing Restoring Mel Gibson’s Gun Rights www.nytimes.com/2025/03/10/u...
Justice Dept. Official Says She Was Fired After Opposing Restoring Mel Gibson’s Gun Rights
Elizabeth G. Oyer, the former pardon attorney, said that she was not told why she was dismissed, but that as events unfolded she feared they might lead to her firing.
www.nytimes.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Justice Dept. Official Says She Was Fired After Opposing Restoring Mel Gibson’s Gun Rights www.nytimes.com/2025/03/10/u...
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Dicks Sporting Goods is one of the good guys! 🏆
March 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Dicks Sporting Goods is one of the good guys! 🏆
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Elon Musk said X is facing an ongoing "massive cyberattack,"
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Elon Musk says X facing 'massive cyberattack'
Elon Musk said X is facing an ongoing "massive cyberattack," suggesting a coordinated group and/or a country could be responsible.
www.foxbusiness.com
March 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Elon Musk said X is facing an ongoing "massive cyberattack,"
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Bit of good news for once
February 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Bit of good news for once
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🚨 BREAKING: Acting Attorney General James McHenry on Monday fired more than a dozen prosecutors who worked on the two criminal investigations into Donald J. Trump for the special counsel Jack Smith www.nytimes.com/2025/01/27/u...
Justice Dept. Prosecutors Who Worked on Trump Investigations Fired
The termination of more than a dozen lawyers who worked with the special counsel, Jack Smith, came hours after the department’s most senior career official was reassigned.
www.nytimes.com
January 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Acting Attorney General James McHenry on Monday fired more than a dozen prosecutors who worked on the two criminal investigations into Donald J. Trump for the special counsel Jack Smith www.nytimes.com/2025/01/27/u...
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He was half asleep through the sermon. People told him it was about mercy and compassion, and now he's mad about it.
January 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
He was half asleep through the sermon. People told him it was about mercy and compassion, and now he's mad about it.
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China appears set to become the world's first clean tech hegemon, their global influence & domestic economy secured through a network of minerals, batteries, EVs, solar, wind & nuclear production & exports. Meanwhile, the US under Trump tries to hang on to its role as 20th century petro-hegemon. 🔌💡
January 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
China appears set to become the world's first clean tech hegemon, their global influence & domestic economy secured through a network of minerals, batteries, EVs, solar, wind & nuclear production & exports. Meanwhile, the US under Trump tries to hang on to its role as 20th century petro-hegemon. 🔌💡
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BREAKING :
Jimmy Carter, the farmer, president and Nobel peace crusader, dies at age 100
Jimmy Carter, the farmer, president and Nobel peace crusader, dies at age 100
December 29, 2024 at 9:23 PM
BREAKING :
Jimmy Carter, the farmer, president and Nobel peace crusader, dies at age 100
Jimmy Carter, the farmer, president and Nobel peace crusader, dies at age 100
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BREAKING: American Airlines flights grounded nationwide on Christmas Eve due to 'technical issue'
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American Airlines grounds all flights in the United States after a ‘technical issue’ | CNN Business
American Airlines said a “technical issue” is delaying all of its flights in the United States during one of the busiest travel periods of the year.
www.cnn.com
December 24, 2024 at 12:56 PM
BREAKING: American Airlines flights grounded nationwide on Christmas Eve due to 'technical issue'
www.cnn.com/2024/12/24/b...
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BREAKING: 7.0 magnitude, earthquake rocks, northern California, USGS, tsunami warning issued www.cnn.com/2024/12/05/u...
7.0-magnitude earthquake rattles Northern California | CNN
A 7.0-magnitude earthquake struck off the coast of northern California Thursday morning, about 40 miles west of the community of Petrolia, the US Geological Survey said.
www.cnn.com
December 5, 2024 at 7:13 PM
BREAKING: 7.0 magnitude, earthquake rocks, northern California, USGS, tsunami warning issued www.cnn.com/2024/12/05/u...