It’s Sam
@bordeauxlands.bsky.social
Bones are just hard meat
He/Him
He/Him
I don’t know what my brain was on about.
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I don’t know what my brain was on about.
“I’m bad at video games” says @tortots.bsky.social fighting the Orphan of Kos with no chalice dungeon bullshit on a completely blind run of Bloodborne
November 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“I’m bad at video games” says @tortots.bsky.social fighting the Orphan of Kos with no chalice dungeon bullshit on a completely blind run of Bloodborne
Absolute Batman goes so fucking hard all the time.
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Absolute Batman goes so fucking hard all the time.
Made another stupid track for those that really like Dandadan or my cat
Anime Bullshit Song
I had to make this because if I didn't I would lose my balls
soundcloud.com
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Made another stupid track for those that really like Dandadan or my cat
Reposted by It’s Sam
It was wonderful seeing and spending ye olde good times with @bordeauxlands.bsky.social @tortots.bsky.social @tybowie.bsky.social @diceandyap.bsky.social @joe-morales.bsky.social and others I don’t have tags for! They’re the greatest.
There’s nothing like a ren faire with the people you love!
There’s nothing like a ren faire with the people you love!
October 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It was wonderful seeing and spending ye olde good times with @bordeauxlands.bsky.social @tortots.bsky.social @tybowie.bsky.social @diceandyap.bsky.social @joe-morales.bsky.social and others I don’t have tags for! They’re the greatest.
There’s nothing like a ren faire with the people you love!
There’s nothing like a ren faire with the people you love!
My YouTube recommended videos is so fucked. I watch one little bit of slop so I can turn off my brain and the algorithm thinks I’m a little pig now oinking and gleefully gobbling buckets of the slop I crave more than air.
September 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My YouTube recommended videos is so fucked. I watch one little bit of slop so I can turn off my brain and the algorithm thinks I’m a little pig now oinking and gleefully gobbling buckets of the slop I crave more than air.
My wife be Majin on my Buu till I Bibidi
(she’s asking for the working PS5 controller)
(she’s asking for the working PS5 controller)
September 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My wife be Majin on my Buu till I Bibidi
(she’s asking for the working PS5 controller)
(she’s asking for the working PS5 controller)
I’ll always think of you Mark. He was a fantastic step-dad. One I often called “Dad”. obits.lambertfuneralhome.com/mark-condon
Mark James Condon Obituary August 26, 2025 - Lambert Funeral Home
View Mark James Condon's obituary, send flowers, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
obits.lambertfuneralhome.com
August 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’ll always think of you Mark. He was a fantastic step-dad. One I often called “Dad”. obits.lambertfuneralhome.com/mark-condon
Googling “how to make overnight oats for beginners” while a peloton crushes my balls and penis
August 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Googling “how to make overnight oats for beginners” while a peloton crushes my balls and penis
I would like to see Ludacris make a horror movie. I would watch it immediately
August 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I would like to see Ludacris make a horror movie. I would watch it immediately
His revenge song is good, but call me when that mariner writes a porn parody
July 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
His revenge song is good, but call me when that mariner writes a porn parody
Just told a coworker that I grew up with “Anglo-Saxon” games instead of just saying “not sega”
July 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just told a coworker that I grew up with “Anglo-Saxon” games instead of just saying “not sega”
I think my cats believe @julialepetit.bsky.social and @jacobandrews.bsky.social of @secretsleepoversociety.com are their actual parents after this recent move to NJ. They hear those two and they know it’s time for couch
July 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I think my cats believe @julialepetit.bsky.social and @jacobandrews.bsky.social of @secretsleepoversociety.com are their actual parents after this recent move to NJ. They hear those two and they know it’s time for couch
Breaking in the new condo with a nice kotatsu meal with one of my favorite anime
June 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Breaking in the new condo with a nice kotatsu meal with one of my favorite anime
My mom finally zoomed out on a map and might be the funniest person I know
June 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My mom finally zoomed out on a map and might be the funniest person I know
This next track is for bringing home bodacious babes on.soundcloud.com/qPscqMVBgUzB...
Snakeway
Music A make good music B child into music C
on.soundcloud.com
June 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
This next track is for bringing home bodacious babes on.soundcloud.com/qPscqMVBgUzB...
Bout to leave the landlord a gift
June 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bout to leave the landlord a gift
I had a coworker years ago that said I looked like Casey Neistat and ever seen then I’ve flirted with driving off a very high bridge
June 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I had a coworker years ago that said I looked like Casey Neistat and ever seen then I’ve flirted with driving off a very high bridge
Aw yea it’s spaghetti night
June 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Aw yea it’s spaghetti night
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads
June 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads
Might be the best comic out there right now
June 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Might be the best comic out there right now
I made another dumb song on.soundcloud.com/06MKmoZfUMKq...
Just Pissin!
Music A make good music B child into music C
on.soundcloud.com
May 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I made another dumb song on.soundcloud.com/06MKmoZfUMKq...
How I feel when Toria calls me a big strong man
May 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
How I feel when Toria calls me a big strong man
When you’re real far away the Mastodon looks tiny
May 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
When you’re real far away the Mastodon looks tiny