It’s Sam
@bordeauxlands.bsky.social
Bones are just hard meat
He/Him
He/Him
I don’t know what my brain was on about.
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I don’t know what my brain was on about.
Absolute Batman goes so fucking hard all the time.
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Absolute Batman goes so fucking hard all the time.
I think my cats believe @julialepetit.bsky.social and @jacobandrews.bsky.social of @secretsleepoversociety.com are their actual parents after this recent move to NJ. They hear those two and they know it’s time for couch
July 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I think my cats believe @julialepetit.bsky.social and @jacobandrews.bsky.social of @secretsleepoversociety.com are their actual parents after this recent move to NJ. They hear those two and they know it’s time for couch
Breaking in the new condo with a nice kotatsu meal with one of my favorite anime
June 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Breaking in the new condo with a nice kotatsu meal with one of my favorite anime
My mom finally zoomed out on a map and might be the funniest person I know
June 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My mom finally zoomed out on a map and might be the funniest person I know
Bout to leave the landlord a gift
June 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bout to leave the landlord a gift
Aw yea it’s spaghetti night
June 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Aw yea it’s spaghetti night
Might be the best comic out there right now
June 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Might be the best comic out there right now
How I feel when Toria calls me a big strong man
May 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
How I feel when Toria calls me a big strong man
When you’re real far away the Mastodon looks tiny
May 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
When you’re real far away the Mastodon looks tiny
Turning heads at the gym, hearing whispers like “they yassified Wario” when I pass
May 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Turning heads at the gym, hearing whispers like “they yassified Wario” when I pass
Objects that look like Scrappy-Doo at the end of the Scooby-Doo (2002) movie.
First:
First:
May 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Objects that look like Scrappy-Doo at the end of the Scooby-Doo (2002) movie.
First:
First:
I dunno this shit seems accurate
May 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I dunno this shit seems accurate
Nothing makes me feel more like a white person than using this olive oil.
May 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nothing makes me feel more like a white person than using this olive oil.
Torias family just had these in a box. Fully unopened. Fucking freaks
April 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Torias family just had these in a box. Fully unopened. Fucking freaks
Ten retweets and I give him the cum sock whammy
April 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Ten retweets and I give him the cum sock whammy
Breaking out the box
April 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Breaking out the box
All my girlies are here. A worm and Miku
March 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
All my girlies are here. A worm and Miku
I am short, French Canadian, and hairy. I would like to apply to be the next Wolverine
March 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I am short, French Canadian, and hairy. I would like to apply to be the next Wolverine
How I look at @tortots.bsky.social when I cook for five hours but she has to clean up i.redd.it/lfs4hdemyoob...
March 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
How I look at @tortots.bsky.social when I cook for five hours but she has to clean up i.redd.it/lfs4hdemyoob...
Still isn’t taco night
March 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Still isn’t taco night
It’s not nacho nite
March 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It’s not nacho nite
