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boozybillsbabe.bsky.social
Tori
@boozybillsbabe.bsky.social
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Chronically ill, AuDHD, and obsessed with what happens to your stuff when you die.

Bills Mafia 💙🦬❤️
[slow] Runner 🏃🏻‍♀️
Green Witch 🌿
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Of course women don’t like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it’s the custom Jaguar E-Type Hearse Harold drives off the cliff in the 1971 cult classic Harold & Maude.
A still of Harold and Maude in the Jaguar E-Type hearses driving down a country lane.
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Officially a half marathoner! Finishing my first half in the city I called home for 7 years was extra special 🦀. BMORE I LOVE YOU!

P.S. those hills really were no joke 😅
A photo of OP in a black Under Armour tank top, purple polarized goodr sport sunnies, and a headband, holding up her finisher medal from the Baltimore half marathon and biting down on the medal which is silver and shaped like a crab.
October 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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“Charlie Kirk didn’t deserve to die.” But he thought I did for being queer and he thought the gun deaths of children in schools were just a price to pay for 2A. He profited from spreading misinformation, propaganda, and hate for a facist regime that believes brown children are subhuman, womens’ only job should be reproducing, and that disappearing people to foreign gulags where they would be tortured is something to celebrate. Don’t tell me to mourn someone who would have rejoiced in my death and in the violence perpetrated against those he saw as subhuman.
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Instagram is now censoring pro-immigrant sentiment on user’s profiles and stories. Checked @mewilson46.bsky.social ‘s story this morning to find the below.

This is DISGUSTING fascist tech bro censorship and must stop.
A screenshot of an Instagram story that says “Sensitive Content. This photo may contain graphic or violent content. See why. See photo.” The Instagram story marked as sensitive content. Text on a light green background that states “immigrants make the country great” with strawberries and flowers.
August 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I present doggos al fresco
A corgi and an Australian shepherd mix laying together sunning themselves on an outdoor couch.
May 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Happy Friday Eve - we have a blooming succulent update @adrew.dadguy.online the progress is stunning 🤩 🌱
A sage green succulent in a small grey and green speckled ceramic pot sits on the arm of a grey couch. The succulent has two flowering shoots emerging from the top with a mixture of little pink flower buds and small pink and yellow flowers. In the background a philodendron lemon lime can be seen climbing a moss pole.
April 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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I think the timeline needs some cute fluffy puppy. For morale purposes 🫡
A pembroke welsh corgi with a sable coat is asleep in the corner of a large grey sectional. The coffins face is smooshed up against a piled up green and white blanket. Behind the couch are large black shelves with books, photographs, and knick-knacks. There are green carpeted dog stairs in the foreground leading up to the couch.
April 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Ran 10 miles with one of my besties today 🌸 🌸

@rantsbymegan.bsky.social
The poster, wearing long black running shorts, an ombré blue crop top, black running hat and black sunglasses standing next to another runner with strawberry blonde hair, purple sunglasses, a neon yellow strappy running top and brown running shorts. Both stand in front of several in bloom cherry blossom tress and wear finisher medals for the Cherry Blossom 10 Miler. The Washington Monument can be seen in the background. A sea of runners about to cross the start line. A large arch covers the start line and says “Credit Union Cherry Blossom 10 Mile”. The poster and another female runner stand in front of the Washington Monument for a post race photo. Other runners, spectators, and volunteers can be seen walking around in the background. A couple running in the Cherry Blossom 10 Mile race. They are both wearing navy blue shorts and shirts and both are wearing signs strapped to their backs. The first runner’s sign reads “Outrunning incompetence and indifference” and the second runner’s reads “We’re all running better than this administration”.
April 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Everyone’s favorite tiny little garden gremlin
Several 8” x 11” stainless steel trays of potted tomato and pepper plant seedlings sit on an outdoor coffee table in the foreground. In the background center frame, is a pembroke welsh corgi sitting on an outdoor couch with light beige cushions. The corgi is sitting facing the camera head on with her ears at attention. She is slightly out of focus. A pembroke welsh corgi is laying flattened to the ground on a blue outdoor rug with a white floral design. The corgi’s fluffy butt faces the camera and the upper half of her torso and head are underneath an outdoor couch with dark brown metal frame and beige cushions. A large 10” planter sits on the outdoor rug holding a thyme plant to the right of the corgi.
April 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Hello @adrew.dadguy.online pls see my succulent! She blooming! 🌱
A sage green succulent with a faint pink tint to it’s leaf tips sits in a ceramic pot next to a string of turtles and a black zz plant. The succulent has two flower stems protruding from it’s top, the taller of which has four recently opened pink blossoms.
April 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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We did it fam 🖤
Screenshot of a Strava activity that says: Tori Noll Today at 10:25 AM• Fairfax County, Virginia Last long boi run before race day with my fave running partner 🥰 Running is better with friends Megan O’Connor. Congrats you just set your PR in the 10K! Distance 8.05 mi. Avg Pace 11:51 /mi. Moving Time 1:35:32. Elevation Gain 281 ft. Calories 1,234 Cal. Avg Heart Rate 188 bpm. The poster and another awesome lady smiling and sticking thier tongues out while throwing up peace signs on a recovery walk after a long run
March 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Potting up and gardening off the cabbages!! The salad delight seedlings are leggy and I’m anxious about it 🌱
Two stainless steel trays each holding 5 compostable nursery pots of cabbage seedlings. The trays are sitting on an a closed propane fire pit. Each tray has a small copper sign indicating the variety of cabbage. One sign states “Copenhagen Market Cabbage” and the other states “Salad Delight Cabbage”.
March 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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All my little seedlings are thriving and I’m going to need to start potting up soon 🥰🌱
Three trays of veggie seedlings started indoors on a wooden nightstand including three types of tomatoes, two types of hot peppers, and two types of cabbages
March 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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The girlies love a good doink #BillsMafia
A screen shot of three skeets from Bills Mafia babes, the first reads “That’s my favorite upright!!!!”, the second reads “Doink! And that’s Halftime baybeee”, and the third reads “HAHAHAH DOINK MUCH?!”
January 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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We’ve got a new leaf 🌱 on the Thai Constellation
A photo of a Monstera Thai Constellation with 6 leaves, including a fresh leaf with 4 fenestrations sitting on a coffee table
December 30, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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Went out for some fresh ink yesterday #tattoo #girlswithtattoos
A mirror selfie of a young woman with a fresh floral chest tattoo
December 29, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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Pics or it didn’t happen
A batch of oatmeal chocolate chip cookies laid out on cooling racks on a kitchen counter
December 13, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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Being threatened
A screen shot of an Email that says: Your Year in Review duolingo 2024 Are you safe from Duo? You spent 455 minutes learning this year, but was it enough to keep Duo happy? Update your app to the latest version to see your Year in Review. UPDATE YOUR APP
December 6, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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I fear I have committed the capital offense of disturbing the baby’s slumber
An Australian shepherd mix curled up in a pile of pillows on a queen sized bed looking at the camera with disdain
December 4, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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Was trying to pet the corgo and got attacked by the Hamburglar !
A pembroke welsh corgi laying on a gray couch with Christmas themed pillows and blankets being petted by a woman’s right hand An Australian Shepherd mix standing on a couch behind a woman’s right shoulder holding a hamburger shaped squeaky toy in his mouth
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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Fresh claws
A photo of a woman’s left hand with green ombré nails and a white and black diamond ring A photo of a woman’s left hand with fingers curled into a claw shape to show green ombré fingernails
December 1, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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All of my orchids are blooming or preparing to bloom for Christmas 🌱
A photo of a blooming phalaenopsis orchid with white flowers speckled with maroon A photo of a blooming phalaenopsis orchid with white flowers A photo of a lightning orchid with several bulbs preparing to bloom
December 1, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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Same same but different
A pembroke welsh corgi with a sable coat laying on an ottoman in front of a TV playing football on a TV stand decorated with Christmas stockings and garlands An Australian shepherd mix in a purple sweater laying on an ottoman in front of a TV playing football on a TV stand decorated with Christmas stockings and garlands
November 29, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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We looked cute and saw a fox! 🦊
Two girls with baseball caps and sunglasses smiling after a turkey trot run A fox looking at the camera from behind some brush A closer photo of fox looking at the camera from behind some brush
November 28, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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It’s a vibe in here truly
A festively decorated and set dining table with red, green, and soler decorations, lit taper candles, and Christmas themed China
November 28, 2024 at 11:06 PM