In conclusion:

Go Birds! Put some respect on Jalen Hurts’ name

I’m going to drive my Camry into a bleach factory

And yes it’s still a true statement, Saquon is really good

Things I am more worried about than the Eagles- Godzilla destroying my house, Big Foot eating one of my dogs and the where that screw I found on the floor came from….Go Birds

I feel like people just forget 2022 and the first 12 weeks of last year as Jalen Hurts has already shown he can be the reason a team wins and today was just a quick reminder. Go Birds

I would like to thank the NFL for the Giants/Cowboys thanksgiving game as we now all know the best time to eat.

Saquon? Is he good, he sounds good? Go Birds

Go Birds, and also thank you Giants for being dumb, Saquon is loving his new home

Looks like I am bringing chaos here as well. Go Birds