Not even one week in and he’s already fucking everything up

Shoutout to my 2 followers yall are weird and I like that

I think maybe if we could take the IT approach and turn the government off and on that might help idk tho

Part of me is saying “oh he can’t do THAT much damage he’ll get blocked or booted before that” but part of me also feels like for the next 4 years I will only be safe in my home

I pinky promise I’m not a bot I just wanted to be cool and join

If you told 2023 me that in a year I’d be spending three hours baking cupcakes for my girlfriends birthday while she and her other partner were out celebrating their anniversary/her birthday I would’ve cackled but here I am 🥰🥰🥰 life is silly and I love it

Today’s Historic Front Page: November 6, 2024
theonion.com/todays-histo...