Boons
@boonsva.bsky.social
🔞 she/her, 20s 👋🏻 Audio Goblin at your service. 🎙️ 750k + plays on Soundgasm. 🎙️ Find me on Reddit, YouTube & Magic Wave Audios✌🏻NSFW & SFW 🫶🏻
https://boonsva.carrd.co/
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@boonsva.bsky.social
· Aug 30
Also, hi, hello 👋🏻 here’s The Key Info. I’m done re-branding for the day now I promise. 🫶🏻
6.38am, Monday, I am once again contemplating how I can turn audio smut into my full time job within the next 22 minutes.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
6.38am, Monday, I am once again contemplating how I can turn audio smut into my full time job within the next 22 minutes.
Soothing myself to sleep with this thought btw
Bisexual threesomes when men kiss and fuck each other too🤤🤤🤤🤤
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Soothing myself to sleep with this thought btw
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@msarchitease.bsky.social I have blocked you on several social media platforms. Please do not follow me under this profile or any other that you have created. I do not align with your content, approach or false claims.
Brigading and lies will not be tolerated.
Brigading and lies will not be tolerated.
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
@msarchitease.bsky.social I have blocked you on several social media platforms. Please do not follow me under this profile or any other that you have created. I do not align with your content, approach or false claims.
Brigading and lies will not be tolerated.
Brigading and lies will not be tolerated.
Also currently dealing with this delight. Nothing quite like an email notification making your stomach drop.
Blocking is a boundary, respect it. 📢
Blocking is a boundary, respect it. 📢
If I block you on both your NSFW and main accounts after unwanted DMs, this probably isn't a signal to email me
No wonder some VAs have been chased off the platform, these behaviours need to stop
No wonder some VAs have been chased off the platform, these behaviours need to stop
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Also currently dealing with this delight. Nothing quite like an email notification making your stomach drop.
Blocking is a boundary, respect it. 📢
Blocking is a boundary, respect it. 📢
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It’s a real ‘working so hard and I’m so tired and for what’ kinda week for lots of us, huh?
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It’s a real ‘working so hard and I’m so tired and for what’ kinda week for lots of us, huh?
Hey, barista guy desperately trying to impress your fellow barista, the way to do that isn’t by saying you’ve been seeing a girl and she’s ’pretty hot except for her face’ and that ‘if it wasn’t for her smile’ you’d ’crack on’.
Urgh. I hope whoever he’s talking about dumps his ass. And he cries.
Urgh. I hope whoever he’s talking about dumps his ass. And he cries.
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hey, barista guy desperately trying to impress your fellow barista, the way to do that isn’t by saying you’ve been seeing a girl and she’s ’pretty hot except for her face’ and that ‘if it wasn’t for her smile’ you’d ’crack on’.
Urgh. I hope whoever he’s talking about dumps his ass. And he cries.
Urgh. I hope whoever he’s talking about dumps his ass. And he cries.
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thought this advice would resonate for some here as well!
sometimes it can be hard to keep making content when your numbers dip but this is how i stay motivated to keep making content
sometimes it can be hard to keep making content when your numbers dip but this is how i stay motivated to keep making content
November 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
thought this advice would resonate for some here as well!
sometimes it can be hard to keep making content when your numbers dip but this is how i stay motivated to keep making content
sometimes it can be hard to keep making content when your numbers dip but this is how i stay motivated to keep making content
“Mandy Patinkin has no idea what he means to me”
“I love it when you use my pussy to edge yourself”
“You know what? Fuck that - I’ve joined the Greens”
Are all phrases I’ve said today.
“I love it when you use my pussy to edge yourself”
“You know what? Fuck that - I’ve joined the Greens”
Are all phrases I’ve said today.
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“Mandy Patinkin has no idea what he means to me”
“I love it when you use my pussy to edge yourself”
“You know what? Fuck that - I’ve joined the Greens”
Are all phrases I’ve said today.
“I love it when you use my pussy to edge yourself”
“You know what? Fuck that - I’ve joined the Greens”
Are all phrases I’ve said today.
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i made this while waiting for my neighbors to stop yelling outside
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
i made this while waiting for my neighbors to stop yelling outside
Confirmed. Motion carried. 👩🏻⚖️
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Confirmed. Motion carried. 👩🏻⚖️
The vinted algorithm has clearly interpreted my style as eccentric toddler and keeps showing me stuff I like then I’m HEARTBROKEN when the size is ‘ages 5-6’ 😭😭😭 wtf do you mean I can’t have those trousers covered in sheep.
November 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The vinted algorithm has clearly interpreted my style as eccentric toddler and keeps showing me stuff I like then I’m HEARTBROKEN when the size is ‘ages 5-6’ 😭😭😭 wtf do you mean I can’t have those trousers covered in sheep.
Come n see how the whole mechanic-leggings-situation evolved if you wanna. 🍑
November 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Come n see how the whole mechanic-leggings-situation evolved if you wanna. 🍑
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The Solarum collab is now live!
Thank you @justanegg.bsky.social and @aethermoose.bsky.social for putting together a really wonderful collab!
Thank you @gentlegeek.bsky.social for being a pleasure to work with and for making such a phenomenal audio!
Links below 👇
✨♥️✨
Thank you @justanegg.bsky.social and @aethermoose.bsky.social for putting together a really wonderful collab!
Thank you @gentlegeek.bsky.social for being a pleasure to work with and for making such a phenomenal audio!
Links below 👇
✨♥️✨
November 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The Solarum collab is now live!
Thank you @justanegg.bsky.social and @aethermoose.bsky.social for putting together a really wonderful collab!
Thank you @gentlegeek.bsky.social for being a pleasure to work with and for making such a phenomenal audio!
Links below 👇
✨♥️✨
Thank you @justanegg.bsky.social and @aethermoose.bsky.social for putting together a really wonderful collab!
Thank you @gentlegeek.bsky.social for being a pleasure to work with and for making such a phenomenal audio!
Links below 👇
✨♥️✨
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November 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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"The Waters of Neptune" performed and edited by CookieBaby_VA, as part of the Solarum collab, is out now on Reddit!
Masterposts in original post!
With Love,
L.V.
Masterposts in original post!
With Love,
L.V.
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"The Waters of Neptune" performed and edited by CookieBaby_VA, as part of the Solarum collab, is out now on Reddit!
Masterposts in original post!
With Love,
L.V.
Masterposts in original post!
With Love,
L.V.
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Very excited to have been a part of the Solarum Collab and getting to write a script for the absolute smokeshow @shapeshifterasmr.bsky.social!!!!
Thanks to @justanegg.bsky.social and @aethermoose.bsky.social for all the hard work to run this collab!
Thanks to @justanegg.bsky.social and @aethermoose.bsky.social for all the hard work to run this collab!
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Very excited to have been a part of the Solarum Collab and getting to write a script for the absolute smokeshow @shapeshifterasmr.bsky.social!!!!
Thanks to @justanegg.bsky.social and @aethermoose.bsky.social for all the hard work to run this collab!
Thanks to @justanegg.bsky.social and @aethermoose.bsky.social for all the hard work to run this collab!
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Ffs lads my sleeping pattern is a gonner now 💀🆘
I didn’t sleep until 4am BUT it was in the name of orgasms so I think we can all agree it was important.
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Ffs lads my sleeping pattern is a gonner now 💀🆘
Whaaaaaaaat? Omg noooo I didn’t put the The Twilight Saga Classic Platform Clog Crocs on my Throne hahaha that would be soooo crazy imagine. 🙂↕️
a picture of a man with the words lie better behind him
ALT: a picture of a man with the words lie better behind him
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November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Whaaaaaaaat? Omg noooo I didn’t put the The Twilight Saga Classic Platform Clog Crocs on my Throne hahaha that would be soooo crazy imagine. 🙂↕️
Who needs the audio equivalent of a cuddle? Today’s SFW Sunday is just that. Script by u/SlumberingArgus. 🖤
www.reddit.com/r/pillowtalk...
www.reddit.com/r/pillowtalk...
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Who needs the audio equivalent of a cuddle? Today’s SFW Sunday is just that. Script by u/SlumberingArgus. 🖤
www.reddit.com/r/pillowtalk...
www.reddit.com/r/pillowtalk...
I didn’t sleep until 4am BUT it was in the name of orgasms so I think we can all agree it was important.
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I didn’t sleep until 4am BUT it was in the name of orgasms so I think we can all agree it was important.
Sweet loves! I deleted my grumbly post because I forgot how gorgeous you all are and I didn’t want anyone worrying about me 💀 you’re all darlings and I appreciate the FUCK outta you. I’m fine I promise, I was mostly grumbling on behalf of others. I feel like you all kissed my forehead tho ♥️♥️♥️♥️
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Sweet loves! I deleted my grumbly post because I forgot how gorgeous you all are and I didn’t want anyone worrying about me 💀 you’re all darlings and I appreciate the FUCK outta you. I’m fine I promise, I was mostly grumbling on behalf of others. I feel like you all kissed my forehead tho ♥️♥️♥️♥️
Anyway. Back to your regularly scheduled programming:
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Anyway. Back to your regularly scheduled programming: