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Lurking niche internets. Abandoned & left for dead by the faux bourgeoisie. Love dank moist memes.
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Taylor breakup song is the perfect soundtrack.
June 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Taylor breakup song is the perfect soundtrack.
The submarine CEO’s wife when she heard that POP.
May 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The submarine CEO’s wife when she heard that POP.
Millennials trying not to write haha at the end of every sentence haha
May 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Millennials trying not to write haha at the end of every sentence haha
April 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
April 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
it’s ok to be wrong and change your mind about Pierre Poilievre.
March 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
it’s ok to be wrong and change your mind about Pierre Poilievre.
Carney fancam.
March 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Carney fancam.
March 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
PP after Donald Trump really just Mariahed him with an “I don’t know her.”
March 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
PP after Donald Trump really just Mariahed him with an “I don’t know her.”
Thank you Justin Trudeau, for your dedication to Canada. From unprecedented crises to personal sacrifices, your leadership has been a steady hand in the storm. Thank you for your commitment to human rights and the environment. Grateful for your resilience, heart, and vision. Now go sleep.
March 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Thank you Justin Trudeau, for your dedication to Canada. From unprecedented crises to personal sacrifices, your leadership has been a steady hand in the storm. Thank you for your commitment to human rights and the environment. Grateful for your resilience, heart, and vision. Now go sleep.
When it comes to shitting the bed, nobody but Pierre Poilievre could shit the bed quite like this. PeePee’s mastery of poopooing the bed will be studied for decades. #cdnpoli
March 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When it comes to shitting the bed, nobody but Pierre Poilievre could shit the bed quite like this. PeePee’s mastery of poopooing the bed will be studied for decades. #cdnpoli
omg imagine sucking his dick while he wears his bottle green cable knit sweater 🥹
February 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
omg imagine sucking his dick while he wears his bottle green cable knit sweater 🥹
My last two serotonins watching me eat a pickle.
February 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My last two serotonins watching me eat a pickle.
Tesla brand manager and PR girl:
February 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Tesla brand manager and PR girl:
The data doesn’t lie. @jagmeetsingh.ca needs to resign as leader of the NDP. He has failed to move the needle an INCH in years, even with the Libs floundering, and Cons surging. He has been totally Ineffective at cultivating energy and excitement around the NDP platform & promise. #canpoli
February 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The data doesn’t lie. @jagmeetsingh.ca needs to resign as leader of the NDP. He has failed to move the needle an INCH in years, even with the Libs floundering, and Cons surging. He has been totally Ineffective at cultivating energy and excitement around the NDP platform & promise. #canpoli
**looks at fingers closely to spot any pixelation**
January 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
**looks at fingers closely to spot any pixelation**
Post-inaugural vibe check:
January 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Post-inaugural vibe check:
Literally my fit today.
January 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Literally my fit today.
And you thought your Thanksgiving Dinner was tense. 😬
January 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
And you thought your Thanksgiving Dinner was tense. 😬
**late stage capitalism fuels rise of oligarchs in a neofascist society**
Me:
Me:
January 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
**late stage capitalism fuels rise of oligarchs in a neofascist society**
Me:
Me:
Mentally I am here.
January 8, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Mentally I am here.
Whomever made this is doing the Gourd’s work.
January 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Whomever made this is doing the Gourd’s work.
Hear me out: Homeward Bound but with these two except they’re addicted to meth so they’re trying to get to their dealer’s house. Working title: Trunk & Chunk
December 30, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Hear me out: Homeward Bound but with these two except they’re addicted to meth so they’re trying to get to their dealer’s house. Working title: Trunk & Chunk
name a truer truth.
December 30, 2024 at 12:49 AM
name a truer truth.
America after Luigi Mangione pewpewpewed that Health Insurance CEO to gain class consciousness.
December 29, 2024 at 7:40 AM
America after Luigi Mangione pewpewpewed that Health Insurance CEO to gain class consciousness.