DORIT’S LEMON CARCASS
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Flying on a Boeing aircraft versus an Airbus aircraft increases your chances of dying a fiery death by 104%. (ChatGPT helped me do the math.)
June 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Flying on a Boeing aircraft versus an Airbus aircraft increases your chances of dying a fiery death by 104%. (ChatGPT helped me do the math.)
Boycott Avatar 3 because it would be so funny if it flopped hard lol
June 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Boycott Avatar 3 because it would be so funny if it flopped hard lol
Taylor breakup song is the perfect soundtrack.
June 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Taylor breakup song is the perfect soundtrack.
ngl I redownloaded X just to watch this all go down live.
June 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
ngl I redownloaded X just to watch this all go down live.
The submarine CEO’s wife when she heard that POP.
May 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The submarine CEO’s wife when she heard that POP.
Millennials trying not to write haha at the end of every sentence haha
May 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Millennials trying not to write haha at the end of every sentence haha
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It's not just you - it's hypernormalization
Systems are crumbling - but daily life continues. The dissonance is real
If everything feels broken but strangely normal, the Soviet-era concept of hypernormalization can help
www.theguardian.com
May 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It's not just you - it's hypernormalization
Tree Paine today iykyk
a cartoon character with big eyes and a feather in his hair
ALT: a cartoon character with big eyes and a feather in his hair
media.tenor.com
May 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Tree Paine today iykyk
Cut to Loblaw’s announcing record breaking profits on the next quarterly results call.
Canadian shoppers to see higher costs amid trade war: ‘No alternative’ - National | Globalnews.ca
Some retailers say due to their profit margin, they have 'no alternative' but to pass on the costs resulting from the trade war with the U.S. onto consumers.
globalnews.ca
May 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Cut to Loblaw’s announcing record breaking profits on the next quarterly results call.
I think my favourite type of celebrity is an F1 twink.
May 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I think my favourite type of celebrity is an F1 twink.
Everyone sitting patiently watching Donald Trump incoherently ramble in his meeting with Mark Carney… Carney looks baffled. Fuck even Marco Rubio looked baffled.
May 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Everyone sitting patiently watching Donald Trump incoherently ramble in his meeting with Mark Carney… Carney looks baffled. Fuck even Marco Rubio looked baffled.
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That's because Pierre Poilievre is the Anticharisma. The prince of dorkness. Beelzedud. Looserfer. #cdnpoli #neverpoilievre
April 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
That's because Pierre Poilievre is the Anticharisma. The prince of dorkness. Beelzedud. Looserfer. #cdnpoli #neverpoilievre
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Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.
April 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.
April 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I wish we could clone Elizabeth May and she would lead all the parties but just wearing different coloured hats. Je vote pour Blue-lizabeth May or Rougizabeth May or Oranzibeth May etc.
#cdnpoli #canada #election2025 #cbc
#cdnpoli #canada #election2025 #cbc
April 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I wish we could clone Elizabeth May and she would lead all the parties but just wearing different coloured hats. Je vote pour Blue-lizabeth May or Rougizabeth May or Oranzibeth May etc.
#cdnpoli #canada #election2025 #cbc
#cdnpoli #canada #election2025 #cbc
April 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I miss Christina and Meredith :(
April 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I miss Christina and Meredith :(
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April 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
April 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I wish I was a fly on the wall of the Mark Carney campaign office where they’re brainstorming ways to get under PP’s skin.
April 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I wish I was a fly on the wall of the Mark Carney campaign office where they’re brainstorming ways to get under PP’s skin.
I wonder how many anti-vaxxers are on Ozempic 🧐
April 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I wonder how many anti-vaxxers are on Ozempic 🧐
April 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM