Boone Browne
@boonexbrowne.bsky.social
Anarchist. Satanist. Avid reader of fiction that was written while the kids were sleeping.
Owned by two ugly dogs, a beautiful partner, and a smart-aleck kid.
Owned by two ugly dogs, a beautiful partner, and a smart-aleck kid.
Kids hanging out at a pumpkin patch, which they call "The Patch" so it sounds cool.
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Kids hanging out at a pumpkin patch, which they call "The Patch" so it sounds cool.
@petemc666.bsky.social
Hey! I read and loved the Rose Throne books, so I picked up some Burned Man, too. I suppose it's probably not looking likely to see a conclusion?
Hey! I read and loved the Rose Throne books, so I picked up some Burned Man, too. I suppose it's probably not looking likely to see a conclusion?
September 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
@petemc666.bsky.social
Hey! I read and loved the Rose Throne books, so I picked up some Burned Man, too. I suppose it's probably not looking likely to see a conclusion?
Hey! I read and loved the Rose Throne books, so I picked up some Burned Man, too. I suppose it's probably not looking likely to see a conclusion?
May 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Jesus fucking christ. I have to mow? And then what? Again? The horrors never end.
May 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Jesus fucking christ. I have to mow? And then what? Again? The horrors never end.
Me: I'm okay
Also me:
Also me:
April 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Me: I'm okay
Also me:
Also me:
In the morning in my classroom, I can hear the squirrels rattlin' around above the subceiling.
It's honestly my favorite part of my morning.
It's honestly my favorite part of my morning.
March 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
In the morning in my classroom, I can hear the squirrels rattlin' around above the subceiling.
It's honestly my favorite part of my morning.
It's honestly my favorite part of my morning.
Hey, like all 7 of my followers: as a saltine, my knowledge of African American authors is incredibly limited. I'd like suggestions. Preferably literary fiction, but I also don't mind fantasy/science fiction.
January 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hey, like all 7 of my followers: as a saltine, my knowledge of African American authors is incredibly limited. I'd like suggestions. Preferably literary fiction, but I also don't mind fantasy/science fiction.
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Tuesday is brought to you by this meme.
January 28, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Tuesday is brought to you by this meme.
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
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Today, let's have a reminder that nazi lives don't matter.
January 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Today, let's have a reminder that nazi lives don't matter.
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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
My Satanic panic: CAN I WEAR MY PENTAGRAM EARRINGS TO WORK WITHOUT GETTING FIRED?
January 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My Satanic panic: CAN I WEAR MY PENTAGRAM EARRINGS TO WORK WITHOUT GETTING FIRED?
January 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"Fuck."
- me remembering something that happened in middle school
- me remembering something that happened in middle school
January 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"Fuck."
- me remembering something that happened in middle school
- me remembering something that happened in middle school
Four years ago, I had to have a talk with my 7th graders about what happened without "politicizing" it.
They didn't understand the significance of it, and I'm sure that they got their politicization from home, and--to be clear--that's not a good thing.
[1/?]
They didn't understand the significance of it, and I'm sure that they got their politicization from home, and--to be clear--that's not a good thing.
[1/?]
January 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Four years ago, I had to have a talk with my 7th graders about what happened without "politicizing" it.
They didn't understand the significance of it, and I'm sure that they got their politicization from home, and--to be clear--that's not a good thing.
[1/?]
They didn't understand the significance of it, and I'm sure that they got their politicization from home, and--to be clear--that's not a good thing.
[1/?]
You wanna know what radicalized me?
Chumbawumba.
Chumbawumba.
January 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You wanna know what radicalized me?
Chumbawumba.
Chumbawumba.
One Time I read a review of a strip club that started with "They Call me 'The Dragon'" and I think about that when dudes say "I'm a nice guy."
You don't get to decide that.
You don't get to decide that.
January 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
One Time I read a review of a strip club that started with "They Call me 'The Dragon'" and I think about that when dudes say "I'm a nice guy."
You don't get to decide that.
You don't get to decide that.
New Year's Resolution: Channel my inner opossum by hissing at things I don't like, eating garbage, and shitting myself when I feel threatened.
January 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
New Year's Resolution: Channel my inner opossum by hissing at things I don't like, eating garbage, and shitting myself when I feel threatened.
Thirst trap accounts following me like I have money to spend lmao.
Go follow a boomer who hates his wife.
Go follow a boomer who hates his wife.
December 26, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Thirst trap accounts following me like I have money to spend lmao.
Go follow a boomer who hates his wife.
Go follow a boomer who hates his wife.
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Guess who wants this photo banned from the internet? Please like and repost! 😉😘
December 26, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Guess who wants this photo banned from the internet? Please like and repost! 😉😘
@bradporcellato.bsky.social why did you follow me, you looney tune? Are you so desperate for attention that you follow random accounts with like 7 followers in the hope that you'll get some coverage?
December 23, 2024 at 12:44 AM
@bradporcellato.bsky.social why did you follow me, you looney tune? Are you so desperate for attention that you follow random accounts with like 7 followers in the hope that you'll get some coverage?
Only bots message people on bluesky.
December 20, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Only bots message people on bluesky.
All those stupid idiot popos who wear The Punisher logo FREAKED OUT when someone did a Punisher.
December 20, 2024 at 3:38 PM
All those stupid idiot popos who wear The Punisher logo FREAKED OUT when someone did a Punisher.
picking next year's teacher's pet by using a ouija board to contact their dead relatives
December 19, 2024 at 9:22 PM
picking next year's teacher's pet by using a ouija board to contact their dead relatives