Boomer Ellie
@boomerellie.bsky.social
Still, still, still, still, still not a Trot.
Daily reminder: Israel is a puppet state.
August 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Daily reminder: Israel is a puppet state.
Found my Pokemon 2000 gold card in a random box :)
August 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Found my Pokemon 2000 gold card in a random box :)
There are Trump quotes that just fundamentally change your brain chemistry.
"I'll be known as the Fertilization president"
is just something that will forever be scarred in my grey matter.
"I'll be known as the Fertilization president"
is just something that will forever be scarred in my grey matter.
March 27, 2025 at 9:31 AM
There are Trump quotes that just fundamentally change your brain chemistry.
"I'll be known as the Fertilization president"
is just something that will forever be scarred in my grey matter.
"I'll be known as the Fertilization president"
is just something that will forever be scarred in my grey matter.
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it's working, keep going
March 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
it's working, keep going
Anyone want to do some over/under bets Trump pardon's Ghislaine Maxwell?
January 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Anyone want to do some over/under bets Trump pardon's Ghislaine Maxwell?
Biden has become President <3
January 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Biden has become President <3
The first video essayist, who should be held for charges at the Hague.
January 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
The first video essayist, who should be held for charges at the Hague.
Looked up one of the game developers/publishers behind YouTube Playables and this is, no joke, their career page header
January 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Looked up one of the game developers/publishers behind YouTube Playables and this is, no joke, their career page header
I'd be perfectly fine with mandatory therapy on two conditions:
1. The boomer who wrote it has to attend therapy first
2. They have to pay for my therapy sessions.
Win/Win if you think about it.
1. The boomer who wrote it has to attend therapy first
2. They have to pay for my therapy sessions.
Win/Win if you think about it.
NEW: Platformer has obtained the dehumanizing new guidelines moderating what people can now say about trans people on Facebook and Instagram. Employees tell me these changes are likely to inspire more violence against LGBT people: www.platformer.news/meta-new-tra...
January 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I'd be perfectly fine with mandatory therapy on two conditions:
1. The boomer who wrote it has to attend therapy first
2. They have to pay for my therapy sessions.
Win/Win if you think about it.
1. The boomer who wrote it has to attend therapy first
2. They have to pay for my therapy sessions.
Win/Win if you think about it.
ftw ur texting what kind of chips u want and u write bbw instead of bbq
January 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
ftw ur texting what kind of chips u want and u write bbw instead of bbq
Corvette's are the Big Mac of cars
January 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Corvette's are the Big Mac of cars
I don't respect their pronouns enough to call Facebook by their preferred name.
Meta is declaring open season on women, LGBTQ people, and especially trans folks on its platforms the day after they hire a wife beater on their board.
You don't hate Meta enough.
You don't hate Meta enough.
January 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I don't respect their pronouns enough to call Facebook by their preferred name.
My brain did a record scratch moment, seeing these two posts juxtaposed. Then I remembered Musk reminds people he's African so... It kind of all made sense
January 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My brain did a record scratch moment, seeing these two posts juxtaposed. Then I remembered Musk reminds people he's African so... It kind of all made sense
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Not paying for a knob, not 3D printing a knob, but a secret third thing
January 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Not paying for a knob, not 3D printing a knob, but a secret third thing
-scrolling through uber eats-
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more treats to conquer"
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more treats to conquer"
January 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
-scrolling through uber eats-
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more treats to conquer"
"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more treats to conquer"
Sorry boss, can't come in, I'm currently in South Korea demanding president Yoon's arrest.
January 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Sorry boss, can't come in, I'm currently in South Korea demanding president Yoon's arrest.
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executioner: any last words?
me: you smell like updog
executioner: what’s updog?
crowd: *laughs and cheers*
me: oh noth—
executioner: *chops my head off*
crowd: *laughs and cheers*
me: you smell like updog
executioner: what’s updog?
crowd: *laughs and cheers*
me: oh noth—
executioner: *chops my head off*
crowd: *laughs and cheers*
January 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
executioner: any last words?
me: you smell like updog
executioner: what’s updog?
crowd: *laughs and cheers*
me: oh noth—
executioner: *chops my head off*
crowd: *laughs and cheers*
me: you smell like updog
executioner: what’s updog?
crowd: *laughs and cheers*
me: oh noth—
executioner: *chops my head off*
crowd: *laughs and cheers*
when that YouTube algo hits
December 23, 2024 at 3:58 PM
when that YouTube algo hits
Made a tuna sandwich and put some leftover mushrooms on it.
It was a mistake.
I understand that now. Don't walk down my path.
It was a mistake.
I understand that now. Don't walk down my path.
December 17, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Made a tuna sandwich and put some leftover mushrooms on it.
It was a mistake.
I understand that now. Don't walk down my path.
It was a mistake.
I understand that now. Don't walk down my path.
I'm announcing a 2028 Presidential bid. I'm going to build a big beautiful wall to protect our northern border. We're going to make Justin Trudeau pay for it.
Canada isn't sending their best.
Canada isn't sending their best.
December 16, 2024 at 1:26 PM
I'm announcing a 2028 Presidential bid. I'm going to build a big beautiful wall to protect our northern border. We're going to make Justin Trudeau pay for it.
Canada isn't sending their best.
Canada isn't sending their best.
we really need to rebrand rome as just "gay italians" so people will shut the fuck up about it.
December 16, 2024 at 12:59 PM
we really need to rebrand rome as just "gay italians" so people will shut the fuck up about it.
Health insurance is what is called an "Arbitrage" market. It basically means they don't produce any commodity, don't produce any "Value". By which to profit. The only method of profit is by denying care and profiting the difference. At best it's a handout to marketing/coms grads.
December 8, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Health insurance is what is called an "Arbitrage" market. It basically means they don't produce any commodity, don't produce any "Value". By which to profit. The only method of profit is by denying care and profiting the difference. At best it's a handout to marketing/coms grads.