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The Boomerang Kid
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Just sculpting my mashed potatoes — waiting for something extraordinary to happen.
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Wait, okay it's three decades later and I'm just now realizing that the DragonZord is just MechaGodzilla... was the lawsuit settled out of court or?
MechGodzilla, a giant tin humanoid lizard Dragonzord, uhm also a giant tin humanoid lizard
December 2, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Honestly, bravo. He kinda earned it... Free This Man!
An Article Title that Reads: Man Arrested for Creating Fake Bands with AI, then making $10 Million by Listening to Their Songs With Bots
September 8, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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Satan is up to his ol' hijinks, again
August 20, 2024 at 7:35 AM
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I like to think of my neuro-divergent behaviors as some sort of separate self that is, uh, maybe something akin to a mix between the character Venom, from Spiderman, and a Pokemon.

Regardless, whatever he is, he is mutating / evolving #ADHD
A screenshot of a text conversation with my girlfriend, in which I am completely on task…
July 6, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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𝐈𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 №𝟬𝟭: 𝑪𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒚-𝑵𝒊𝒏𝒆
The mixed media art piece entitled Caninety-Nine, is the first from the Digital Art Series "Imagined Realities." This piece has a dog staring at her own doubled-shadow, cast upon the wall. She imagines that the wall in front of her is actually a vast, lush, green field perfect for doggo frolicking with her shadow-pack.
April 30, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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Bio-terrierism is no laughing matter
A screenshot of a Business Insider article titled, "United Airlines Flight Diverted After Dog Pooped in Aisle," next to an image of a united airlines airplane, during takeoff
April 9, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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Woah, these reviews are downright 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜

"This thing makes last year's gingerbread house look like a mansion"

"★☆☆☆☆ Heating bill is manageable; I just wish I could fit inside"

"I'd call it a doll-house but that would be more generous than any ant-farm deserves…"
A screenshot of a Buzzfeed News article titled, "Reactions to Amazon's Tiny Homes" next to a picture of a white home with not a single item included in the picture, for scale...
April 9, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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Set 'em up. Knock 'em down.
My girlfriend sends a picture of the eclipse through a strainer shadow on a yard sign, and I bring the audience to their feet with my award worthy response thank you thank you no really thank you all so much
April 8, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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She'll know what to do; she always does
A text conversation between my girlfriend & I, but honestly it's more of a monologue
April 8, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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Aye
My puppers showing disdain at my unwillingness to play
March 4, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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My best work comes when I least expect it. I'm like the Banksy of uhm, whatever this is!
A text conversation between my loveliest girlfriend and me where she lovingly lets me know she has left more food for me if I should so desire, and me responding by asking her three separate times whether or not I will have to kill the chicken.
February 14, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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Wait. Hold up....

Are they teasing Space Jam 3, or have the Avalanche finally launched their Astronautics Program?
Nathan MacKinnon, an NHL All-Star, celebrates a goal against Team MonStars, during a scene from the upcoming Space Jam 3
February 6, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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𝗖𝗼𝗲𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘂𝘀 𝗕𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀
Using mixed media digital art techniques depth, colour, contrast & luminescence bring to life a photograph of my beautiful girlfriend enjoying a snowday on the couch, as we are bombarded by blizzard.
February 4, 2024 at 5:13 AM
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𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱
Nali, our dog, is allowed on furniture provided she lays down. Here, my girlfriend is occupying the couch space next to me, the photographer. Nali is lying across Jordan's lap, because there is no room on the couch for a medium sized dog to lie down. She is such a good puppers.
January 27, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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🎼 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥
𝘖𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘨𝘶𝘯,
𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
𝘉𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘺𝘴 & 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴.
𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥
𝘖𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮,
𝘐'𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 🎶

— 𝙏𝙤𝙠𝙮𝙤 𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗

(𝗦𝗽𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘆: open.spotify.com/track/2iqhEY...)
A photograph of Tokyo Police Club's album "Forcefield," with all caps centered text on a purple & plum background with water droplets made to look like stars & circular splashed red & white paint.
January 25, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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𝗧𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘆
An artistically modified photograph of a total mega-babe, who coincidentally also happens to be my girlfriend. Damn!
January 22, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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This article reminds me of the time my Roomba went missing for months

Turns out the lil f*cker took my social security number, withdrew $10,000 from my bank account & was in the process of applying for internships in Canada — it was an unmitigated disaster.

Keep about your wits, friends
French News, Article Clipping Title reads, "The theft of the Ritz Hotel ring solved: the thief was a vacuum cleaner." The subheading goes on to say, "The story could have inspired a new film by Inspector Clouseau. A ring valued at 750,000 euros from a Malaysian client disappeared on Friday at the luxurious Ritz Hotel in Paris. While the police were investigating the theft, the jewel was found in a hotel vacuum cleaner." The portion that reads, "the jewel was found in a hotel vacuum cleaner," is highlighted in soft red.
January 13, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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These captchas are getting more difficult by the day
A "select all images with" captcha for Tom Brady. Nine squares are filled with pictures of either Tom Brady or Marc Menard.
January 13, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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I read the whole thing and it didn't mention babies. Not even once.
A screenshot if a news article titled, Never Leave These 10 Things In Your Car Before A Deep Freeze. This is followed by a subtitle that reads, "Don't end up with a giant mess; be sure to take these ten items out of your car in freezing weather."
January 12, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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𝗗𝗶𝗴𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲
My beautiful girlfriend doing technical music things in a house of worship. She's so pretty. Le sigh.
January 11, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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What does it mean when your girlfriend blocks your number?
A text monologue in which I use a burrito emoji, and then award myself a badge for using the burrito emoji, followed by my feigned surprise at receiving an award. My girlfriend does not reply.
January 10, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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Nali looks at me impatiently through the space between my partially crossed legs. She's had enough of my shenanigannery.
January 8, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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A black & white photograph of my foot resting on my leg & my doggo Nali, who is facing me. Nali wants to go outside to play and do puppers things, but that would require me to get up. Nali cannot see the issue.
January 8, 2024 at 11:44 AM
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‪‪Red flags like the whole anti-freeze thing you were talking about just a minute ago?‬
A screenshot of a news article from Psychology Today with the headline, "When Red Flags Feel Like Home"
December 31, 2023 at 8:25 PM
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Wait… My what?
A screenshot of a news article from PhysOrg with the headline, "Time to Strike Antifreeze Off Of Your List of Usable Poisons?"
December 31, 2023 at 8:24 PM