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Allen
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I make jewelry and I’m mad at the government.
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My book SURVIVE THE NIGHT is out!

Choose your own adventure in this GORY graphic novel! Catch all the horror references you can, and have a bloody good time!

Get it here: www.simonandschuster.com/books/Surviv...

All giveaway winners have been notified, btw! Thanks for the support, everyone!
March 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Say what you want about the Kennedys, but if you’re looking for a family that drives cars into rivers and does dead bear gags and stuff they are a tough bunch to beat.
February 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Using my voice today to say that RFK, Jr. has a rat penis.
January 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Do it.
January 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM