I think my fortune cookie has expired.

Making Ratatouille later.

This MF went outside like this.

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

We’ve reached a new level of insane with tonight’s Phillies uniforms. They’re wearing the weird blue and gold City Connect uniforms that they wear on Friday nights at home but they’re also wearing camouflage caps for some odd reason.

Dennis Santana is rocking an interesting look today while trying to close out this game for the Pirates.

It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.

- George Carlin

My mother asked me if I remember drawing this. Ma, I barely remember Thursday.

RIP, Paulie.

Lucky tshirt is paying off.

#Phillies
#Schwarber