me, immediately upon hearing this:

hesse your mind

you were going around saying things like “i’m only straight because god didn’t bless me with queerness” completely seriously. Someone had to say Something 🧡

also—if a wedding between a bi man & a bi nb hottie has a bridal party with 0 heterosexuals and 50% non-cis bridesfriends, maybe that dumbass can take a sec & consider that her lame basic taste is simply irrelevant to the flawlessly executed aesthetic. like, sorry you can't comprehend beauty, bitch.

you looked fucking GORGEOUS (even more than your everyday amount of gorgeous), and if that wedding taught us anything, it's that fucked up miserable people cannot Stand seeing people who aren't equally fucked up and miserable. they can fuck off directly into the sun if they hate our joy that much.

i was half-scrolling, half-calligraphying when i saw this, and now "honking my gronk till i babaganoush" is all i'm gonna be able to think of until i finish. you did this.

i also made you poly and conscious of the definition of “nonplussed,” i am so so sorry

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