mk
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writer • performer • artist • they/them
writer • performer • artist • they/them
me, given 30 seconds to speak with my teenage self before i'm zapped back to my own time: LISTEN. you marry a fellow bisexual theatre freak, and you both agree on who sings Maureen and who sings Joanne when you play the Rent OBCR while cooking dinner. shit works out for you, ok? you're gonna be oka—
October 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
me, given 30 seconds to speak with my teenage self before i'm zapped back to my own time: LISTEN. you marry a fellow bisexual theatre freak, and you both agree on who sings Maureen and who sings Joanne when you play the Rent OBCR while cooking dinner. shit works out for you, ok? you're gonna be oka—
fun wholesome friendship activity: you tell me which porn star reminds you of me, and i tell you which one makes me think of you, and we both pretend we didn't immediately search for any scenes they may have done together to see what it'd be like
March 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
fun wholesome friendship activity: you tell me which porn star reminds you of me, and i tell you which one makes me think of you, and we both pretend we didn't immediately search for any scenes they may have done together to see what it'd be like
me, meeting a queer couple: so which of you is the unstoppable force and which is the immovable object?
June 5, 2024 at 1:11 AM
me, meeting a queer couple: so which of you is the unstoppable force and which is the immovable object?
blowing her like she's hunter shofar
May 14, 2024 at 11:51 PM
blowing her like she's hunter shofar
i just got into this regular ohio uber and the driver immediately said, “i have such a similar dress! i bought it in miami like 5 years ago!” (readers, i bought this dress in miami like 5 years ago)
May 1, 2024 at 10:01 PM
i just got into this regular ohio uber and the driver immediately said, “i have such a similar dress! i bought it in miami like 5 years ago!” (readers, i bought this dress in miami like 5 years ago)
new rule for the Fallout multiverse: no matter the time or location of the setting, if a dog looks vaguely like a german shepherd and i love it, it IS dogmeat
April 17, 2024 at 2:36 AM
new rule for the Fallout multiverse: no matter the time or location of the setting, if a dog looks vaguely like a german shepherd and i love it, it IS dogmeat
I’M MAD AS HELL, AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE
April 11, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I’M MAD AS HELL, AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE
this never happened. it will shock you how much it never happened.
March 23, 2024 at 2:17 AM
this never happened. it will shock you how much it never happened.
goddammit Love Is Blind, stop making me side with Jimmy, i hate this
February 29, 2024 at 2:16 AM
goddammit Love Is Blind, stop making me side with Jimmy, i hate this
i’m so sorry my influence did this to you queen
why do i suddenly have the urge to fuck a 41 year old man with disposable income?
December 3, 2023 at 2:52 AM
i’m so sorry my influence did this to you queen
this season’s hottest new game show, Who Wants To Be A Milliner, has contestants answering increasingly difficult trivia questions as they vie for the grand prize, being allowed to make hats
December 3, 2023 at 2:48 AM
this season’s hottest new game show, Who Wants To Be A Milliner, has contestants answering increasingly difficult trivia questions as they vie for the grand prize, being allowed to make hats
so glad that Death’s relentless search for henry kissinger can finally end in peace
November 30, 2023 at 2:06 AM
so glad that Death’s relentless search for henry kissinger can finally end in peace
what if you called 1-900-MIXALOT and the person on the other end answered with the sincere & wholesome desire to help you kick them nasty thoughts
October 27, 2023 at 9:51 PM
what if you called 1-900-MIXALOT and the person on the other end answered with the sincere & wholesome desire to help you kick them nasty thoughts
my heart: yo i fuckin hate myself
my brain: u have a master’s degree & a thriving small business, take care of kids who love you, advocate for others living with rare diseases, speak 3 languages, & fuck like a wild animal
my heart: sorry i wasn’t listening to most of that but i liked the last part!
my brain: u have a master’s degree & a thriving small business, take care of kids who love you, advocate for others living with rare diseases, speak 3 languages, & fuck like a wild animal
my heart: sorry i wasn’t listening to most of that but i liked the last part!
October 19, 2023 at 2:20 AM
my heart: yo i fuckin hate myself
my brain: u have a master’s degree & a thriving small business, take care of kids who love you, advocate for others living with rare diseases, speak 3 languages, & fuck like a wild animal
my heart: sorry i wasn’t listening to most of that but i liked the last part!
my brain: u have a master’s degree & a thriving small business, take care of kids who love you, advocate for others living with rare diseases, speak 3 languages, & fuck like a wild animal
my heart: sorry i wasn’t listening to most of that but i liked the last part!
tbh if you don’t fuck with the love song of j alfred prufrock, i simply do not fuck with you
October 18, 2023 at 1:47 AM
tbh if you don’t fuck with the love song of j alfred prufrock, i simply do not fuck with you
why don’t they make this genre of man anymore? i would go feral on sight if i ran into a dude walking around looking like this in 2023
October 15, 2023 at 6:30 PM
why don’t they make this genre of man anymore? i would go feral on sight if i ran into a dude walking around looking like this in 2023
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love is blind but with tops and bottoms
October 15, 2023 at 7:15 AM
love is blind but with tops and bottoms
me to the flight attendant: i KNOW what the cockpit is, i just think you also have chickens fighting in there and i really wanna see
October 14, 2023 at 2:11 PM
me to the flight attendant: i KNOW what the cockpit is, i just think you also have chickens fighting in there and i really wanna see
i don’t get tired of returning shopping carts to their designated spots, because i know i’ll be rewarded in heaven and also i get kinda sexy sweaty putting them away
October 14, 2023 at 2:28 AM
i don’t get tired of returning shopping carts to their designated spots, because i know i’ll be rewarded in heaven and also i get kinda sexy sweaty putting them away
oh my god i love my girlfriend so much i wish y’all could see her crushing it rn
October 13, 2023 at 11:56 PM
oh my god i love my girlfriend so much i wish y’all could see her crushing it rn
flavortown is other people
October 13, 2023 at 3:40 PM
flavortown is other people
uber driver taking me to the airport at 5 am rolled up BLASTING what i can only assume is a playlist called “greatest pop-punk hits of the early 2010s” and i am going to tip him 800%
October 12, 2023 at 9:08 AM
uber driver taking me to the airport at 5 am rolled up BLASTING what i can only assume is a playlist called “greatest pop-punk hits of the early 2010s” and i am going to tip him 800%
does this count as gonzo journalism bc idk
October 7, 2023 at 3:53 AM
does this count as gonzo journalism bc idk
ok but i actually Am vengeance. like 100% im For Sure the night
October 6, 2023 at 12:40 AM
ok but i actually Am vengeance. like 100% im For Sure the night