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David Cook
@bonwag.bsky.social
A marketing operations expert by day, muso/journo/geekdad by night, who just wants robots and humans to get along.
Deliberate and left no crumbs
November 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I see your Noot Noot and raise you a Bork Bork
November 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
There was a very popular Australian ad campaign based on this concept a while back

youtu.be/JqWO7fzwSLM
RTA 'PINKY' COMMERCIAL
YouTube video by CBAustralia
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
shadowbland
September 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s bean…
September 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I think about socks about 19 times a day on average
September 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Team WSAD represent
August 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I love that Hank dropped this during daylight hours in Australia to generate - wittingly or otherwise - a bewildering breakfast export of crocodile memes to the US
August 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Also: "we’ve been defined by our opponents in this election which is not the true story of who we really are."

Translation: "We're really not as bad as they made us look".
May 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
However, I remembered the bad-faith politics he engaged with for The Voice. He overturned the bipartisan approach, demanded ‘details’ for issues that were plain or irrelevant, and championed the intellectually bankrupt slogan ‘If You Don’t Know, Vote No’.

Graceful exit or no, get in the bin.
May 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I imagined he was stuck with a rabble of lieutenants and legacy partnerships who happily dog-whistled their way through the electorate, ‘misspeaking’ and pleading ignorance when veering into key national socialist talking points.
May 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If you absolutely HAVE to treat this as a presidential election, here you can compare the voting records of, say, these two guys.

theyvoteforyou.org.au/people/repre...

Curious to note the 19 times they were in agreement. #auspol
Anthony Albanese and Peter Dutton have voted the same way 1% of the time — They Vote For You
theyvoteforyou.org.au
March 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
They, and others, lead parties that have policies. I vote for a local representative/party that may or may not carry those policies into the next federal government. Great system. Doesn’t need sporting commentary. #auspol
March 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM