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The Bonsai Treehouse
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Greetings, and welcome to the me: I'm a cheeky 31 year-old poly autistic demi-boy (he/they).

I make games with @ppu512.bsky.social and I enjoy annoying people by reading too much into everything. Whatever “fun times” may bring, let it be brought!
“The No.1 highest grossing movie worldwide when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go…”

The implications are loaded. Based on this, ANYTHING could happen to me next year but what I do know is that there will be zero middle ground lol
December 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I will not hear any alternatives.
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
“To me, to you.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
On the left: Beit Hanoun in North Gaza during the 11th of Defember 2023.

On the right: the exact same city during the 27th of July 2025. Gone.
July 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I have a name suggestion for the new UK political party from @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social and @zarahsultana.bsky.social

Both images include alt-text.

(Condolences for any lovers of persistent running gags, but I have decided not to support the name, "Party McParty Face"; that boat has sailed)
July 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn’t judge
July 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I done made a meme.
July 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
July 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“There are many kinds of death…and some are better than others.”

#28YearsLater
July 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Who’s up for a high speed package holiday to Neo-Polynesia?

@tahitiandriftin.bsky.social @ppu512.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Here’s mine!
March 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Once more, folks!
March 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Big news: I am now officially a member of the @ppu512.bsky.social team, and I got the business card to prove it!
February 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I got the body horror Jelly Baby.
January 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits
December 25, 2024 at 1:34 PM
“Traffic is heavy”, you say? Well, jokes on you: I’m taking the train! 🤣
December 19, 2024 at 6:34 PM
I’m convinced this is in reference to Halloween Resurrection when the real Michael Myers gets dissed by Busta Rhymes in a Michael Myers mask…and he walks away from him too, like he really hurt his feelings lol
November 23, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Hate on ‘Rise of Skywalker’ all you like (and with good reason) but I still unironically love this shot:

Not joking or being cynical, it’s a reminder that history is cyclical and every generation must be prepared to fight these battles, because SOMEONE will always be around to start them.
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Something doesn’t seem right here… 🤔
November 7, 2024 at 1:58 PM
The future is…just a couple hours ago.
October 13, 2024 at 5:04 PM
If you see this, post vampire.
September 28, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Sure thing lol
September 28, 2024 at 9:11 AM
I mention all of that because this thing is apparently being demoed at the Tokyo Game Show this year. You know what it is?

It’s a light gun that automatically detects where an LCD screen is in relation to the sensor on the device to minimise the hassle of manual calibration.
September 26, 2024 at 10:38 PM