I know the scene from Moneyball where they have pay for their own sodas was never true but also I think of it any time someone signs with the A’s

It's extra hilarious bc the A’s thing about buying your own soda was not true, but then it turned out that the Yankees made players pay for their own wifi on the team plane

if we don't punish the creators of Lost for their crimes we can never begin to heal as a nation

a lot of people seem to think that television shows are full of secrets and that analyzing shows is about looking for clues to reveal those secrets

Still too tall

just, you know, flagging this now, since this pitch is going to fail anyway and then a bunch of very tiresome people will blame ‘the left.’ it’s not ‘the left’ turning people off en masse keeping them home on election day

billionaires are CATEGORICALLY people who are comfortable making selfish, cutthroat, cruel decisions for personal gain and to the detriment of functional society. i do not recognize the legitimacy of their demands and i will have nothing to do with them 🤷‍♀️

Am I going to have to get a "I bought this 1996 Buick Roadmaster before Trump said they were cool" sticker?

those who yearn for The Third Row must first prove themselves worthy, and they who clamor for The Velvet Ride must live a life isolated as much from hatred as they are from steering feel

The people who want to drive wood panel station wagons are already driving them!

I know because I'm on my second Roadmaster Wagon.

Rare vintage spilly