If you overfill the fuel upon returning a rental car/uhaul, you should be entitled to reimbursement at their same bullshit price per gallon. Please @secretarypete while there’s still time. Please act fast Pete. Please

I’m sick of this boil water advisory. Shit is so fuckin hot

ME: I got SULMAR, CHOMOS and ZANKQI? That doesn’t make any sense
[three ancient mystical warriors appear in my living room, preparing to kill me with axes]
ME: ugh here we go again

Pat just said this without a hint of irony.

God, I love college football so much