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Bong... Bong, bong, "bong" bong. Bong...
<It's simply the title she deserves... and be glad you got out, Netzach has only gotten worse since not only becoming a human again, but gaining a "drinking buddy" in Sir Roland. At least he's no longer in charge of safety...>
May 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Bong.
<What do you Mean.>
May 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Bong?
<You called me, my Lady?>
May 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Bong. Bong.
<Ah. Send them my condolonces for the misfortune of such a thing.>
April 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Bong? Bong. Bong? Bong.
<You've got illegal firearms, right? They're illegal for a reason. Honest suggestion? Take the shot.>
April 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Bong.
<Indeed we do.>
April 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Bong, bong. Bong...
<I was already going to make illegal firearms, so I don't really care. It is good that I won't have to worry my Lady, though...>
April 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Bong...
<My Lady, you could never understand...>
April 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Bong.
<Alas, I must still be jolly.>
April 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Bong. Bong... bong... bong...
<Hello. I am aware you offer certain... things, certain... changes...>
April 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Grong. Grong. Grong.
<Yes. Definitely. And you did not forcefully dye my hair.>
April 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Bong.
<As you wish.>
March 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
// yuri...
March 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bong.
<No, you really wouldn't.>
March 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM