Bong-Bong
@bongbonglibrary.bsky.social
bong
https://bongbong-librarian.straw.page
//she/it, parody account not affiliated with PM or anything
https://bongbong-librarian.straw.page
//she/it, parody account not affiliated with PM or anything
Bong. Bong.
<Did one of those word clouds for my account. Unsurprising.>
<Did one of those word clouds for my account. Unsurprising.>
June 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Bong. Bong.
<Did one of those word clouds for my account. Unsurprising.>
<Did one of those word clouds for my account. Unsurprising.>
Bong. Bong.
<No. No it wasn't, at all.>
<No. No it wasn't, at all.>
April 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Bong. Bong.
<No. No it wasn't, at all.>
<No. No it wasn't, at all.>
Bong. Bong. Bong.
<Hm. I see. It's you.>
<Hm. I see. It's you.>
April 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bong. Bong. Bong.
<Hm. I see. It's you.>
<Hm. I see. It's you.>
Bong.
<Finally, I am no longer green.>
<Finally, I am no longer green.>
April 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Bong.
<Finally, I am no longer green.>
<Finally, I am no longer green.>
Bong, bong?
< @carmenlobotomy.bsky.social , may we talk?>
< @carmenlobotomy.bsky.social , may we talk?>
April 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Bong, bong?
< @carmenlobotomy.bsky.social , may we talk?>
< @carmenlobotomy.bsky.social , may we talk?>
Grong... Grong...
<Sometimes, one must suffer for the sake of love... Alas, I am far too familiar with such things...>
<Sometimes, one must suffer for the sake of love... Alas, I am far too familiar with such things...>
April 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Grong... Grong...
<Sometimes, one must suffer for the sake of love... Alas, I am far too familiar with such things...>
<Sometimes, one must suffer for the sake of love... Alas, I am far too familiar with such things...>
Grong.
<They turned me green.>
<They turned me green.>
April 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Grong.
<They turned me green.>
<They turned me green.>
Bong. Bong.
<Ask my Lady about meeting dates. Topic of the next meeting is political theory.>
<Ask my Lady about meeting dates. Topic of the next meeting is political theory.>
March 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Bong. Bong.
<Ask my Lady about meeting dates. Topic of the next meeting is political theory.>
<Ask my Lady about meeting dates. Topic of the next meeting is political theory.>
Bong. Bong?
<Okay. When and where?>
<Okay. When and where?>
March 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Bong. Bong?
<Okay. When and where?>
<Okay. When and where?>
Bong~ Bong, bong.
<Naturally, you are my goddess, Lady Hod~ However, I would kindly ask that you de-compress yourself, I can't imagine it's comfortable.>
<Naturally, you are my goddess, Lady Hod~ However, I would kindly ask that you de-compress yourself, I can't imagine it's comfortable.>
March 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Bong~ Bong, bong.
<Naturally, you are my goddess, Lady Hod~ However, I would kindly ask that you de-compress yourself, I can't imagine it's comfortable.>
<Naturally, you are my goddess, Lady Hod~ However, I would kindly ask that you de-compress yourself, I can't imagine it's comfortable.>
Bong. Bong. Bong, bong.
<No. Come to my Lady's book club. She might give you some, so long as you participate in the discussions.>
<No. Come to my Lady's book club. She might give you some, so long as you participate in the discussions.>
March 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Bong. Bong. Bong, bong.
<No. Come to my Lady's book club. She might give you some, so long as you participate in the discussions.>
<No. Come to my Lady's book club. She might give you some, so long as you participate in the discussions.>
Bong, bong. Bong bong.
<Yes, but I hardly see it as much of an achievement, it was the dog form, after all. I'd be more impressed with someone doing the same with its breaching form.>
<Yes, but I hardly see it as much of an achievement, it was the dog form, after all. I'd be more impressed with someone doing the same with its breaching form.>
March 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Bong, bong. Bong bong.
<Yes, but I hardly see it as much of an achievement, it was the dog form, after all. I'd be more impressed with someone doing the same with its breaching form.>
<Yes, but I hardly see it as much of an achievement, it was the dog form, after all. I'd be more impressed with someone doing the same with its breaching form.>
Bong? Bong.
<You know what I don't like? You.>
<You know what I don't like? You.>
March 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Bong? Bong.
<You know what I don't like? You.>
<You know what I don't like? You.>
<BONGBONG BLACKSMITHING ARC LITRP INCOMING>
*She grabs a ladle, and sticks it in the pool of lava. She pulls it out, and... there is no longer a ladle. She sighs, and grabs out another, higher quality-looking ladle. The same thing happens. She gives up, grabs a pair of tongs, and...*
[+]
*She grabs a ladle, and sticks it in the pool of lava. She pulls it out, and... there is no longer a ladle. She sighs, and grabs out another, higher quality-looking ladle. The same thing happens. She gives up, grabs a pair of tongs, and...*
[+]
March 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
<BONGBONG BLACKSMITHING ARC LITRP INCOMING>
*She grabs a ladle, and sticks it in the pool of lava. She pulls it out, and... there is no longer a ladle. She sighs, and grabs out another, higher quality-looking ladle. The same thing happens. She gives up, grabs a pair of tongs, and...*
[+]
*She grabs a ladle, and sticks it in the pool of lava. She pulls it out, and... there is no longer a ladle. She sighs, and grabs out another, higher quality-looking ladle. The same thing happens. She gives up, grabs a pair of tongs, and...*
[+]
Bong? Bong, bong. Bong.
<Honestly? So long as the two are able to form a healthy relationship, I see no issue with the Bloodfiend and the Judgement Bird dating. I do, however, hold issue with that loathsome bird throwing insults at my Lady.>
<Honestly? So long as the two are able to form a healthy relationship, I see no issue with the Bloodfiend and the Judgement Bird dating. I do, however, hold issue with that loathsome bird throwing insults at my Lady.>
March 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Bong? Bong, bong. Bong.
<Honestly? So long as the two are able to form a healthy relationship, I see no issue with the Bloodfiend and the Judgement Bird dating. I do, however, hold issue with that loathsome bird throwing insults at my Lady.>
<Honestly? So long as the two are able to form a healthy relationship, I see no issue with the Bloodfiend and the Judgement Bird dating. I do, however, hold issue with that loathsome bird throwing insults at my Lady.>
March 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Bong...
<Part of me wishes I could have been a Workshop Meister...>
<Part of me wishes I could have been a Workshop Meister...>
March 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Bong...
<Part of me wishes I could have been a Workshop Meister...>
<Part of me wishes I could have been a Workshop Meister...>
Bong...?
<I wonder if my Lady thinks this outfit suits me well...?>
<I wonder if my Lady thinks this outfit suits me well...?>
March 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Bong...?
<I wonder if my Lady thinks this outfit suits me well...?>
<I wonder if my Lady thinks this outfit suits me well...?>
Bong bong.
@godsendoffice.bsky.social for finding and bringing me my locker.>
@godsendoffice.bsky.social for finding and bringing me my locker.>
March 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Bong bong.
@godsendoffice.bsky.social for finding and bringing me my locker.>
@godsendoffice.bsky.social for finding and bringing me my locker.>
Bong.
<I want chicken wings.>
<I want chicken wings.>
March 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Bong.
<I want chicken wings.>
<I want chicken wings.>
My Bong? Bong.
My Mist? Red.
My I? Bar.
March 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My Bong? Bong.