Bonfire Revival
@bonfirerev.bsky.social
90s Lookout Records pop punk enthusiast. Horror movie obsessive. Vet turned leftist. Dive bar tourist. Philly Eagles fanatic. Last man in US with no podcast
I did not have a blocked punt for touchdown on my Bingo card for today, GO BIRDS!!! #FlyEaglesFly
September 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I did not have a blocked punt for touchdown on my Bingo card for today, GO BIRDS!!! #FlyEaglesFly
The Rapture happening will be a good thing. Restaurant staff will be screamed at much less and get better tips. Also, teenagers and children will have much fewer predators to worry about
September 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Rapture happening will be a good thing. Restaurant staff will be screamed at much less and get better tips. Also, teenagers and children will have much fewer predators to worry about
Oh Hell yeah, the Rapture happens tomorrow! If you all of a sudden see dozens of the worst people you've ever met floating upward, that's why. Feel free to claim their hideous mcmansions
September 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Oh Hell yeah, the Rapture happens tomorrow! If you all of a sudden see dozens of the worst people you've ever met floating upward, that's why. Feel free to claim their hideous mcmansions
Look, I've been watching Eagles football since the Buddy Ryan days. That was the most hilarious win I've ever seen in my life! #FlyEaglesFly
September 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Look, I've been watching Eagles football since the Buddy Ryan days. That was the most hilarious win I've ever seen in my life! #FlyEaglesFly
I wonder what's going to happen to all these retirement communities when Millennials and Gen Z gets that age. We're not gonna be able to afford that shit. Sorry Brethren Village, the greedy corporations stole our retirement, we're just gonna die on the streets like proper old fashioned Americans
August 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I wonder what's going to happen to all these retirement communities when Millennials and Gen Z gets that age. We're not gonna be able to afford that shit. Sorry Brethren Village, the greedy corporations stole our retirement, we're just gonna die on the streets like proper old fashioned Americans
Been seeing a lot of posts and videos from medical professionals speculating that the shitbag quite likely has Congestive Heart Failure. So my question is, which brands of beer am I bringing to the upcoming largest block part in US history?
July 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Been seeing a lot of posts and videos from medical professionals speculating that the shitbag quite likely has Congestive Heart Failure. So my question is, which brands of beer am I bringing to the upcoming largest block part in US history?
Well, this sure is a great time for Rush Limbaugh to still be dead
June 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Well, this sure is a great time for Rush Limbaugh to still be dead
Saying 'fuck' doesn't even crack the top 200 of stupid moments from this clown
Oh, so now he is upset with both countries.
June 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Saying 'fuck' doesn't even crack the top 200 of stupid moments from this clown
Do we really need another Jurassic movie? No. Have any of the recent Jurassic movies been particularly good? Not Really. Am I still going to line up next month to watch Scarlett Johansson and co run from a T-Rex? You're goddamn right I am
June 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Do we really need another Jurassic movie? No. Have any of the recent Jurassic movies been particularly good? Not Really. Am I still going to line up next month to watch Scarlett Johansson and co run from a T-Rex? You're goddamn right I am
The older I get, the more I just want this. Like even if I was a billionaire, this would be good enough for me
May 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The older I get, the more I just want this. Like even if I was a billionaire, this would be good enough for me
Don't let us down, Jupiter. Make it epic
Well-deserved, really
May 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Don't let us down, Jupiter. Make it epic
Being an adult is realizing that Carlito's Way is a better Brian De Palma/Al Pacino collaboration than Scarface
April 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Being an adult is realizing that Carlito's Way is a better Brian De Palma/Al Pacino collaboration than Scarface
A great restaurant serving Vietnamese noodles called Pho King Awesome
April 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
A great restaurant serving Vietnamese noodles called Pho King Awesome
So we've narrowed it down to The Red Hot Chili Peppers
April 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
So we've narrowed it down to The Red Hot Chili Peppers
We could've pulled a Weekend At Bernie's and re-elected the barely animated corpse of Biden and everyone would *LITERALLY* be better off right now
April 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We could've pulled a Weekend At Bernie's and re-elected the barely animated corpse of Biden and everyone would *LITERALLY* be better off right now
Can't help but think of all the working folks I've met over the years who were approaching retirement age and are now postponing it. Electing sociopathic craven dickheads to high office has real consequences
April 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Can't help but think of all the working folks I've met over the years who were approaching retirement age and are now postponing it. Electing sociopathic craven dickheads to high office has real consequences
"The numbers have been calculated by the Council of Economic Advisers"
April 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"The numbers have been calculated by the Council of Economic Advisers"
So I guess removing every last cent of my 401K from the stock market last night was a good move?
April 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
So I guess removing every last cent of my 401K from the stock market last night was a good move?
As a kid at the movie theater, one of the coolest shots I'd ever seen was Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday exhaling cigarette smoke while confronting Michael Biehn(another of my favorite actors) as Johnny Ringo. For the first time in the movie, Ringo expresses true fear. Rest in peace Val Kilmer
April 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
As a kid at the movie theater, one of the coolest shots I'd ever seen was Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday exhaling cigarette smoke while confronting Michael Biehn(another of my favorite actors) as Johnny Ringo. For the first time in the movie, Ringo expresses true fear. Rest in peace Val Kilmer
Brock Turner spent 3 months in jail and 3 years on probation after raping an unconscious woman.
It's all just a fucking joke
It's all just a fucking joke
Attorney General Pam Bondi says Justice Department is seeking a *20 year* prison sentence for 24 year old Colorado man accused of vandalizing a Tesla dealership
April 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Brock Turner spent 3 months in jail and 3 years on probation after raping an unconscious woman.
It's all just a fucking joke
It's all just a fucking joke
Phillies are undefeated, obviously on pace to go 162-0
March 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Phillies are undefeated, obviously on pace to go 162-0
Matt Strahm looks like Nicholas Cage playing a serial killer who has whole conversations with himself behind an abandoned Red Lobster
March 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Matt Strahm looks like Nicholas Cage playing a serial killer who has whole conversations with himself behind an abandoned Red Lobster
I know Star Trek III isn't necessarily the best Trek film, but this fight between Kirk and Kruge is probably the most METAL thing Star Trek has ever done
March 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I know Star Trek III isn't necessarily the best Trek film, but this fight between Kirk and Kruge is probably the most METAL thing Star Trek has ever done
Knowing the makes/models are we 💯 sure they didn't just spontaneously combust?
March 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Knowing the makes/models are we 💯 sure they didn't just spontaneously combust?
Share some of the best eyes in movies.
March 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Share some of the best eyes in movies.