chairman bone r. kuwanger
bonerkuwanger.bsky.social
chairman bone r. kuwanger
@bonerkuwanger.bsky.social
free luigi, free palestine

old millennial cat dad, professional tea guy. he/him, boston-ish, chairman of the weed caucus

end all the wars everywhere
Reposted by chairman bone r. kuwanger
the best president we ever had was the one who got hypothermia at his inauguration and slowly died from it over the next month
October 28, 2023 at 4:26 AM
Reposted by chairman bone r. kuwanger
i just want to give a quick shoutout to berke breathed (and all the bloom county collections my dad had that i read as a kid) for correctly identifying donald trump as a giant piece of shit since the 80s
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i just want to give a quick shoutout to berke breathed (and all the bloom county collections my dad had that i read as a kid) for correctly identifying donald trump as a giant piece of shit since the 80s
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
may you all feast majestically this day, the day of eating things
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
love this for everyone involved
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
everyone excited for the overwhelmingly bipartisan trillion dollar bailouts for these tech freaks
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Reposted by chairman bone r. kuwanger
The Great Outdoor Fight is maybe my favorite story arc in all of webcomics

three days! three acres! three thousand men!
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
well you learn something new every day
This is the correct response

🤭

Have a look at the experiments part of the wiki page below

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling...
Boiling frog - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Reposted by chairman bone r. kuwanger
This post has been floating around. I'm not here to merely dunk, but it needs a serious response.

I think the attitude of "What matters is the rights of the marginalised in the Imperial core" shows a huge lack of understanding of the lives of people outside the core....
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
the filthy unspoken truth is that being alive actually mostly sucks and is a miserable burden. it doesn't have to be that way, but it is, and most people are more concerned with making sure that their 'lessers' have it worse than they do.

I don't know how to fix this.
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Reposted by chairman bone r. kuwanger
Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
this guy rules
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I am exactly the right amount of high for this youtu.be/OG_e8ve0l_w?...
One-Winged Angel (Beta Version) - Final Fantasy VII
YouTube video by SiIvaGunner
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
whoever said there are no stupid questions obviously never worked retail
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Reposted by chairman bone r. kuwanger
3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.

2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
you know what I don't think i believe that Donald Trump sucked Bill Clinton's dick but I do think Bill's the one who says no
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Patton Said Nothing Wrong
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
she's a podcaster known for being a podcaster, what are we doing here
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
a trope I'm beyond tired of: vampires whining about the terrible burden of immortality. the sun is RIGHT THERE.
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by chairman bone r. kuwanger
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
look i know that 'actually it's fine for grown-ass men to fuck fourteen year olds' plays well for the evangelical heartland fox news types but we agreed as a society some time ago that No, It Is Not Fine. that is what laws are.
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reposted by chairman bone r. kuwanger
1. We are ruled by a group of pedophiles that I refuse to call a cabal because cabals work in the fucking shadows, this was all out in the open. The entire ruling class knew what was happening they talked about it openly and none of them cared.

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
honestly, you should probably have 'will stancil crashes out, posts through it' on your bingo card every day of the week
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
presidents were a bad idea and we should maybe stop having them
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM