NO BONO
@bonelesshotdog.bsky.social
some of you have never choked to death on the bone they left in your hotdog and it shows
Me everyday, sweating profusely as I check my bank account:
April 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Me everyday, sweating profusely as I check my bank account:
happy October, which is May for people who aren't cowards
October 3, 2023 at 12:28 AM
happy October, which is May for people who aren't cowards
me, groggily opening google the morning after a particularly unhinged night: please let me have committed no muppet-based crimes last night please let me have committed no muppet-based crimes last night
September 26, 2023 at 6:51 PM
me, groggily opening google the morning after a particularly unhinged night: please let me have committed no muppet-based crimes last night please let me have committed no muppet-based crimes last night
1918 chemistry prizewinner fritz haber: instead of "Round Thing," why didn't you just say "Ball"?
me:
me:
September 22, 2023 at 4:00 PM
1918 chemistry prizewinner fritz haber: instead of "Round Thing," why didn't you just say "Ball"?
me:
me:
I haven't slept enough in the last 40 hours and I spent 16/17 of my therapy session calculating session costs and weeping, so here's the sole dopamine hit my brain has managed to tooth-scraper out of its butt:
September 15, 2023 at 3:23 AM
I haven't slept enough in the last 40 hours and I spent 16/17 of my therapy session calculating session costs and weeping, so here's the sole dopamine hit my brain has managed to tooth-scraper out of its butt: