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some of you have never choked to death on the bone they left in your hotdog and it shows
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NO BONO
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· Oct 3
"we're the daughters of the hot dogs you couldn't de-bone" - cotton mather
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
Me everyday, sweating profusely as I check my bank account:
April 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Me everyday, sweating profusely as I check my bank account:
woke up the kitty while trying to take a pic of her cutely sleeping. just walked to the p*lice station & signed up for death row;( the fate i deserve
April 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
woke up the kitty while trying to take a pic of her cutely sleeping. just walked to the p*lice station & signed up for death row;( the fate i deserve
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Christ may have risen,,,,, but our prices haven't
April 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Christ may have risen,,,,, but our prices haven't
*furtively googling "can the FBI read my Google search history" followed by "how to throw a surprise birthday party for the FBI if they can read my Google search history"*
February 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
*furtively googling "can the FBI read my Google search history" followed by "how to throw a surprise birthday party for the FBI if they can read my Google search history"*
Nobody talks about the valiant mimes who gave their lives on February 14 in the Paris Street Performer Riots of '58... We should make a holiday of this... We could call it.................................................................................................!!!!!!!
February 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Nobody talks about the valiant mimes who gave their lives on February 14 in the Paris Street Performer Riots of '58... We should make a holiday of this... We could call it.................................................................................................!!!!!!!
For the despairing and overwhelmed, an excellent listen: open.spotify.com/episode/2SIS...
Don't Believe Him
The Ezra Klein Show · Episode
open.spotify.com
February 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
For the despairing and overwhelmed, an excellent listen: open.spotify.com/episode/2SIS...
January 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
y'all know a ghost can't legally sell you a house, right?
January 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
y'all know a ghost can't legally sell you a house, right?
logged out of Twitter due to tanked mental health but must inform the world of a "saddest short story" scenario where someone writes "for sale. baby shoes, outgrown by 269" (with the implication of that # describing the # of babies that lived at least long enough to outgrown the shoes), & then
February 11, 2024 at 6:43 PM
logged out of Twitter due to tanked mental health but must inform the world of a "saddest short story" scenario where someone writes "for sale. baby shoes, outgrown by 269" (with the implication of that # describing the # of babies that lived at least long enough to outgrown the shoes), & then
We don't talk enough about how that chuck palahunik book with "guts" in it made me too scared to apply to any sort of residency or retreat. I might be misremembering most of the book but now I'm also very afraid of freezing to death.
November 5, 2023 at 11:49 PM
We don't talk enough about how that chuck palahunik book with "guts" in it made me too scared to apply to any sort of residency or retreat. I might be misremembering most of the book but now I'm also very afraid of freezing to death.
**a debate**
THEM: there should be a name for when you accidentally leave a knife on the kitchen counter and almost cut your finger on it
ME: counterpoint,
THEM: there should be a name for when you accidentally leave a knife on the kitchen counter and almost cut your finger on it
ME: counterpoint,
October 30, 2023 at 12:05 PM
**a debate**
THEM: there should be a name for when you accidentally leave a knife on the kitchen counter and almost cut your finger on it
ME: counterpoint,
THEM: there should be a name for when you accidentally leave a knife on the kitchen counter and almost cut your finger on it
ME: counterpoint,
the andys didn't think it would be funny if i said "to what do i owe this andy?" whenever i encounter the two of them, and i'm about to make that everybody's problem
October 27, 2023 at 3:00 AM
the andys didn't think it would be funny if i said "to what do i owe this andy?" whenever i encounter the two of them, and i'm about to make that everybody's problem
(me working on reframing my life to survive my life, coming home from work) another successful day at the idiot factory, where my one goal is only to make sure i leave work stupider and more miserable than when i got there
my therapist: great job
my therapist: great job
October 18, 2023 at 10:20 PM
(me working on reframing my life to survive my life, coming home from work) another successful day at the idiot factory, where my one goal is only to make sure i leave work stupider and more miserable than when i got there
my therapist: great job
my therapist: great job
i've developed a new stress rxn to my job, which is a burning sensation in my mouth which typically begins partway through monday and is gone by partway through saturday. makes a shitty situation worse. very stupid brain, very stupid body. #whinyfuckingbitch
October 17, 2023 at 7:57 PM
i've developed a new stress rxn to my job, which is a burning sensation in my mouth which typically begins partway through monday and is gone by partway through saturday. makes a shitty situation worse. very stupid brain, very stupid body. #whinyfuckingbitch
the term "ne'er do well" was invented to describe a specific historic rapscallion who would always steal letters off church letter sign things so their messages looked profane
October 13, 2023 at 1:21 AM
the term "ne'er do well" was invented to describe a specific historic rapscallion who would always steal letters off church letter sign things so their messages looked profane
were i a fast food worker trying to make my various illegal side hustles my main gig, my catchphrase would be, "you want crimes with that?" and *voice breaking* please. please .. my family won't even look at me
October 13, 2023 at 1:13 AM
were i a fast food worker trying to make my various illegal side hustles my main gig, my catchphrase would be, "you want crimes with that?" and *voice breaking* please. please .. my family won't even look at me
"we're the daughters of the hot dogs you couldn't de-bone" - cotton mather
October 3, 2023 at 12:31 AM
"we're the daughters of the hot dogs you couldn't de-bone" - cotton mather
happy October, which is May for people who aren't cowards
October 3, 2023 at 12:28 AM
happy October, which is May for people who aren't cowards
*tips fedora* m'night shyamalan
2005 or whatever: please sir. My references. My family is dying
2005 or whatever: please sir. My references. My family is dying
October 2, 2023 at 12:15 AM
*tips fedora* m'night shyamalan
2005 or whatever: please sir. My references. My family is dying
2005 or whatever: please sir. My references. My family is dying
me, someone who thinks I deserve universal admiration for posting stupid shit online like "sheep of police": hey whose job is it to find ewe when you're on the lamb
October 1, 2023 at 10:10 PM
me, someone who thinks I deserve universal admiration for posting stupid shit online like "sheep of police": hey whose job is it to find ewe when you're on the lamb
me, groggily opening google the morning after a particularly unhinged night: please let me have committed no muppet-based crimes last night please let me have committed no muppet-based crimes last night
September 26, 2023 at 6:51 PM
me, groggily opening google the morning after a particularly unhinged night: please let me have committed no muppet-based crimes last night please let me have committed no muppet-based crimes last night
[grad school essay]
1st draft (idealistic, somehow got enough sleep): fight me if u disagree w/ my analysis
8th draft (bleeding from my eyes, it's due 5 days ago): To those who would be inspired to contest my interpretation, I offer a standing invitation to expound on your impulse in propria persona
1st draft (idealistic, somehow got enough sleep): fight me if u disagree w/ my analysis
8th draft (bleeding from my eyes, it's due 5 days ago): To those who would be inspired to contest my interpretation, I offer a standing invitation to expound on your impulse in propria persona
September 24, 2023 at 11:31 PM
[grad school essay]
1st draft (idealistic, somehow got enough sleep): fight me if u disagree w/ my analysis
8th draft (bleeding from my eyes, it's due 5 days ago): To those who would be inspired to contest my interpretation, I offer a standing invitation to expound on your impulse in propria persona
1st draft (idealistic, somehow got enough sleep): fight me if u disagree w/ my analysis
8th draft (bleeding from my eyes, it's due 5 days ago): To those who would be inspired to contest my interpretation, I offer a standing invitation to expound on your impulse in propria persona
me (foaming at the mouth, texting every nobel laureate i have on speed dial): should i legally change my name to Where Does the Big Red Round Thing Go On the Clown or is that too on the nose
September 22, 2023 at 3:52 AM
me (foaming at the mouth, texting every nobel laureate i have on speed dial): should i legally change my name to Where Does the Big Red Round Thing Go On the Clown or is that too on the nose