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bomper.bsky.social
@bomper.bsky.social
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General babble, Trek, toku, MCU, Who, Pratchett, others. Trans women are women, trans men are men. Not always sfw or for under 18s. ND. Parent to awesome autistic kids. She/her.
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Fabulous tumblr post from inbabylontheywept.tumblr.com/post/7982541...
Tumblr screenshot: my roommates car is named barff. it was originally bought from a dealership called garff, but then she tinkered with the g on the license plate thing so it looks like a b and now the car is just called barff. my wife once asked our roomate where she was parked in a group chat. but she messed up the word "parked" and instead spelled it as "garked". and then me and my roommate just started referring to parking as garking because its just really fun to give my wife shit. its just part of the professional little brother playbook. but also, at some point it stopped being ironic and we just started calling parking garking. then today me and my wife were looking out the window and we saw our roommate struggling to do a three point turn into a parking space. and as fun as it is to give my wife shit its also really fun to give our roommate shit. so we ran outside and we ran around her car while chanting GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. and then she did, eventually, gark the barff. theres no moral to this its just a surreal part of my life that i really enjoy. maybe tease people more? find your barff and gark it and never ever stop?
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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One of the things I love about Jetman is that while the girls get the usual cute/sexy miniskirts, the boys get hotpants. Should happen more often.
Photo of Choujin Sentai Jetman. A five person team, in their hero suits. From left to right we have Yellow, Blue, Red, White, Black.
July 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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tfw you reflect the big bad's energy back at his dick with your giant sword

#gogglev
Screenshot from Goggle V. Their giant person-shaped robot is on the right holding a giant energised sword. There's a beam coming from it to the crotch of the big bad on the left, a greenish alien with one big red/orange eye, bones or something similar coming out of its head, and what looks like a light summer frock draped with all kinds of green and orange crap.
June 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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...I fucking love sentai.

Goggle V episode 43, where the team's caught in a net thanks to the Earthworm MOTW (as we all know, Earthworms are famous for throwing nets at people). Yellow digs down out of it to escape. I snickered at this for a good minute.
Amazing visual effects showing Goggle Yellow digging a hole down out of where the rest of the team is caught in a net thanks to the Earthworm monster of the week
June 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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I love this so much
Tumblr post from marian-devotee I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
June 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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The kids, the teacher and the driver get attacked by these chucklefucks with "scorpion hypnosis gas", and given the mooks have actual machine guns, it could've been worse! #toku
A Goggle V monster of the week from episode 42, who looks vaguely like a scorpion, stands in front of a bus with a handful of mooks in camouflage gear with machine guns. They're about to attack. Oh nooooo.
June 14, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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It works, naturally, though I couldn't get a good screenshot of Yellow and Blue flailing on the ground amongst 20-25 ice cubes. Then the walrus freezes them, and of course they freeze in a cuddle.
Goggle V's Yellow and Blue frozen on the ground. Seated, clutching at each other in fear. You can tell they're frozen because their suits are covered in white dust.
May 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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I freaking love toku forever and ever. This screenshot is from Goggle V episode 40, and depicts the walrus monster of the week spewing ice cubes from its mouth so the good guys will trip and fall.
Screenshot from Goggle V episode 40, showing the walrus monster of the week. Ice cubes are coming out of its mouth. It looks very rubbery, with giant bulbous red eyes, paws with claws, big long tusks, sharp teeth, and a greenish snoot that needs to be booped.
May 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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There is something so hilarious about sending this to youngest on Discord and hearing OH MY GOD from her room.

#gozyugerspoilers
Spoiler pics for an upcoming Gozyuger episode, showing GaoRed (whoever might be in the suit) and Gozyu Wolf interacting quite a lot like a vet and a puppy.
April 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
Screencap from Boonboomger showing Jou, the Black Boonboomger, being held by two cops while Maimi smirks at him and says, “The people in power decide what’s right.” He’s already bruised and bandaged from a previous fight. After this he continues to fight back.
February 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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#alt4you
A meme showing four orange/red Muppet/puppet characters with text next to each one. I don't know the identity of the first two, sorry! First - a neatly groomed character with big eyes and a half open mouth. Text - "Our democracy has been corrupted by money in politics." Second - a fluffier character with untidy hair and beard. Text - "Actually this country has always been ruled by the rich." Third - Animal from the Muppets. Text - "All capitalist countries are governed by the property owning class." Fourth - Gritty, the mascot character. Text - "We have less than 20 years to seize control of our economic system or we all die from climate change."
January 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Me and my mutuals
The assembled super sentai teams from the Gokaiger legendary battle, waiting to fight the Gokaiger villains, the Zangyack. Each team has 5-6 people. Largely they wear suits in red, yellow, blue, pink, green, black, with a couple other colours too. Sentai is the origin of Power Rangers and has many other teams that weren’t translated into PR. The front team is the original, Goranger. This was the beginning of a freaking incredible huge group fight.
January 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Can I offer you a short video of a chatty kitty in this trying time?
January 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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This is Word Processor Armadillo, one of my favourite stupid monsters of the week from Kagaku Sentai Dynaman (1983). His power is that if he types a letter on his keyboard and you say a word with that letter, you explode.
A screencap of Word Processor Armadillo from Kagaku Sentai Dynaman. He's largely armoured grey/silver metal, with a computer stuck on his front. He has some kind of blaster weapon on his right arm and long reddish claws on his left.
January 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Roz from Frasier was definitely a big part of my personal hey-maybe-I-like-girls-too.

This is from the reboot, and if anything, she's *more* gorgeous.
Crappy screenshot from Frasier season 2. Eve, a regular cast member, is on the right, wearing a black leather jacket, beautiful shortish tousled/curly hair. We can't really see her face as she's looking at Roz. Roz, guest starring, is on the left, trying to encourage Eve to take time to herself as a single mother (because Roz was one too). Roz has a black coat, black jumper/sweater, longish honey blonde hair with waves, perfect eyebrows.
December 2, 2024 at 7:39 AM
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May I offer you two photos of Polly the sweet munchkin cat in this trying time.
A largely black munchkin cat, with a white bib and some white on her paws. Looking to the side, tail in an S shape behind her. She’s standing on grass. A largely black munchkin cat, with a white bib and some white on her paws. Looking in front, tail in a teapot handle shape behind her. She’s standing on grass.
November 5, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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unfortunately not QUITE as healthy as that lol but it is very nice!
Picture of a block of Cadbury's Dairy Milk, Tropical Pineapple flavour. The description is "dairy milk milk chocolate with flowing tropical pineapple flavoured centre".
October 21, 2024 at 6:53 AM
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@heartpunk.bsky.social thought of you
a sign on a pool wall just above the water, that reads (sic) - 5 FEEP DEET
October 13, 2024 at 8:39 AM
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#kamenridergavv

This photo always cracks me up. From left to right this is Hanto, Shoma (the main, Kamen Rider Gavv himself) and Sachika. Shoma is a fluffball alien and very silly and I love him.
Cast from Kamen Rider Gavv. From left to right, Hanto in a leather jacket and white+flowery shirt. Short, dark hair. Shoma in a light blue hoodie. Short & tousled brown hair. Sachika in a big comfy light pink jumper/sweater. Long light brown hair. Shoma has his arms crossed and is presenting half of a heart hand to each of them. They're both responding with a thumbs up instead. And it makes me laugh every damn time.
September 16, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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Assuming this works, this is a short video of our chatty sweetheart neighbourhood cat.

She walks from grass plus fallen leaves onto a footpath, pauses to look to her left, then keeps walking. Meowing frequently.

I love her.
September 15, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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you are unironically wanting this and I love it
Sub: I'll do anything you want. Dom: Anything? Sub: Anything. Dom: Drink more water. Sub: What?? Dom: Go outside, get back on your workout routine. Sub: Wait - Dom: continue pursuing education, achieve acclamations, manifest the best version of yourself. Sub: WAIT, NO, PLEASE -
September 9, 2024 at 8:47 AM
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The EB GBs. Love it.
Screenshot from Quora. Question reads, “I’m not used to talking in public. Most of the time I get the EB GBs. What should I do?”
September 9, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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Just found this image again and I'm always gonna crack up at it. Blue is VERY possessive of Red in the show as well, and it's always amusing seeing the actors being silly with that.

#boonboomger
Photo of three actors from Bakuage Sentai Boonboomger. Red has his arms around Blue and Black. Black is obliviously giving a thumbs up. Blue has his arms around Red's waist and is giving Black a 'please get away from my man and do it YESTERDAY' kind of look.
September 7, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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Had to tell a kid not to raise the dead without adult supervision.
"Tell us a true, one-sentence story from your life that absolutely opens more questions than it answers and demands further context." Written on a photo of a ball floating in shallow water. Ball is red with a black smiley face on it.
August 29, 2024 at 10:45 AM
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Twitter screenshot from do_not_test_me. Need to banish the gut reaction I have to everything as 'I'm in trouble'. Phone buzzes, I'm in trouble. Someone gets my attention at work, I'm in trouble. It's awful being mentally built like a neurotic horse.
August 28, 2024 at 11:17 AM