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It would be argument for a week, laughter for a month, and a good jest for ever.
into storm season here, and the first stirrings of proper summer, I was woken out of a deep sleep at 5:30 this morning by a crack of thunder so loud, for an instant I thought it was the end of the world
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 AM
it's not a perfect system tbh
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
when your phone gets full, plug it in to your pc, and move all the image files to a folder named "from phone", then every few months decide you're going to sort through them, get daunted by the number in there, and then bored after sifting through the first 50 or so, and go do something else.
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
well done!
no wait, medium rare
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I first read that as "froggy".
October 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I can't even begin to imagine what the reaction would've been if Biden had started riffing in press conferences like a sad little 5 year old, about wanting to go heaven.
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Steve Jobs: Here's a thing
People: We like the thing
Sam Altman: Here's a terrible thing that can't remember how many fingers you have but if we make it a lot bigger somehow maybe we will magic it into curing cancer
People: If you do not revere the coming thing, we will kick you.
August 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
my favourite, - not mine, but a friends
May 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I just remember the sad sinking feeling in 2020 when businesses starting putting up the "please stop yelling at our staff" type signs
May 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
well, as the old adage goes, the first step to recovery is chatgpt hallucinating that you have a problem
May 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I was going to answer with a pun based on an Australian place name... but no one wants that
April 29, 2025 at 7:51 AM
one-shot the toilet
April 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
instead we got, er um, tl dr, quick reset, stormtroopers baddies.
April 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
That's why Force Awakens was such a fumble, they could've told a story about the New Republic, how the 3 mains from the OT find governing is harder than rebelling, how it's difficult to contain insurgencies and maintain human rights at the same time, and how facsism rises in times like that
April 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I think Rise of Skywalker should be lower.
April 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
So they've pivoted from, "we lost the election because the message wasn't getting through", to, "we can fight this by shaping public opinion"? Just one question...
April 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Micorsoft exercising "Agility and refinement"
a group of knights are kneeling down in the grass and a man is standing in the middle of the field .
Alt: a group of knights are kneeling down in the grass and a man is standing in the middle of the field .
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Don't do it - way too much hassle and red tape.
I couldn't sell mine - I couldn't afford to bring it up to code, no buyers would touch it. I even tried to give it away but idiot children kept falling in the chocolate river.
April 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'm no economist, but surely "tariffs on, tariffs off, tariffs on tariffs off", makes things even worse than just tariffs.
April 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
well, I'd give you a fish, but I have a fishing rod and this one life hack that fish mongers hate
April 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM