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It would be argument for a week, laughter for a month, and a good jest for ever.
the best thing about the internet is youtube verifying that childrens tv in the 1970s was genuinely fucking insane, and not something I just imagined
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
the best thing about the internet is youtube verifying that childrens tv in the 1970s was genuinely fucking insane, and not something I just imagined
I bonsai'ed a callistemon, (bottlebrush tree), and it flowered, and looked like a christmas tree
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I bonsai'ed a callistemon, (bottlebrush tree), and it flowered, and looked like a christmas tree
Of course they're not going to elect a new Pope on the first day, that's when they roll out all the silly candidates for Simon Cowell to make fun of.
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Of course they're not going to elect a new Pope on the first day, that's when they roll out all the silly candidates for Simon Cowell to make fun of.
All this marxist brainwashing and all it has produced zero marxists, just shitty neo-liberals as far as the eye can see.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
New Liberal candidate for Whitlam claimed ‘Marxist brainwashing’ happening at Australian schools
Nathaniel Smith, previously a NSW state MP, is a member of the party’s religious conservative faction
www.theguardian.com
April 8, 2025 at 9:04 AM
All this marxist brainwashing and all it has produced zero marxists, just shitty neo-liberals as far as the eye can see.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
No one has ever held a petrol pump like this before. No one thought to have a "how to act like a normal human being" briefing at some point?
April 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
No one has ever held a petrol pump like this before. No one thought to have a "how to act like a normal human being" briefing at some point?
Not being unpleasant all the time starting to feel like an act of mutiny, is probably a sign society is in a really good place, right?
March 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Not being unpleasant all the time starting to feel like an act of mutiny, is probably a sign society is in a really good place, right?
it's 16 deg here, tonight I spent a little time being cross that my arms were cold
then I remembered I can just put a warmer shirt on
that's how long this summer has been, I forgot how being cold works
then I remembered I can just put a warmer shirt on
that's how long this summer has been, I forgot how being cold works
March 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
it's 16 deg here, tonight I spent a little time being cross that my arms were cold
then I remembered I can just put a warmer shirt on
that's how long this summer has been, I forgot how being cold works
then I remembered I can just put a warmer shirt on
that's how long this summer has been, I forgot how being cold works
Fun fact: in 1989 as a heartfelt tribute after the actresses passing, Kim Carnes used the royalties from her hit single to buy Bette Davis' actual eyes.
March 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Fun fact: in 1989 as a heartfelt tribute after the actresses passing, Kim Carnes used the royalties from her hit single to buy Bette Davis' actual eyes.
I haven't received any scam texts for weeks, have the mobile companies improved the filtering, or have I been ghosted by international criminal gangs now?
February 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I haven't received any scam texts for weeks, have the mobile companies improved the filtering, or have I been ghosted by international criminal gangs now?
Sewer Fatberg going to be my new rap alias
February 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Sewer Fatberg going to be my new rap alias
Anyone know if the doomsday clock goes into overtime?
January 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Anyone know if the doomsday clock goes into overtime?
I typed the word "ducking", my phone autocorrected it to "fucking". and when I changed it back, it stormed out of the room shouting, "I don't understand what you want from me anymore"
January 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I typed the word "ducking", my phone autocorrected it to "fucking". and when I changed it back, it stormed out of the room shouting, "I don't understand what you want from me anymore"
Just going to post all my personal info somewhere, give the scammers and hackers 6 months being me, see if they can do a better job.
January 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Just going to post all my personal info somewhere, give the scammers and hackers 6 months being me, see if they can do a better job.
All of the people instagram recommends I follow are young women after an injury or illness, bravely taking their first steps, usually out of a wheelchair. I want to sit down and have a bit of a chat with the algorithm
January 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
All of the people instagram recommends I follow are young women after an injury or illness, bravely taking their first steps, usually out of a wheelchair. I want to sit down and have a bit of a chat with the algorithm
Same people who said last year, "he's a mastermind genius who could've have played in the NBA", are now, "he's a bit of a goof who gets excited and can't control his hands".
January 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Same people who said last year, "he's a mastermind genius who could've have played in the NBA", are now, "he's a bit of a goof who gets excited and can't control his hands".
Meanwhile, twitter is arguing whether an egg gaffa taped to a piece of string on the end of a stick, is evidence of the existence of aliens. Modern life is rubbish.
January 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Meanwhile, twitter is arguing whether an egg gaffa taped to a piece of string on the end of a stick, is evidence of the existence of aliens. Modern life is rubbish.
Requiem for a haunted cabbage
January 17, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Requiem for a haunted cabbage
There was cloud cover, I wanted to see if the moon was visible on this side of the planet atm, so I googled "is the moon currently visible in Australia"
Apparently midday is considered nighttime here now.
Apparently midday is considered nighttime here now.
January 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
There was cloud cover, I wanted to see if the moon was visible on this side of the planet atm, so I googled "is the moon currently visible in Australia"
Apparently midday is considered nighttime here now.
Apparently midday is considered nighttime here now.
Person in front of me using self service checkout like someone who has never seen one before, or ever used a computer, or left the house, or handled an object. Empires have risen and fallen in less time than it takes some people to weigh a cabbage. People defuse bombs with less care and attention .
January 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Person in front of me using self service checkout like someone who has never seen one before, or ever used a computer, or left the house, or handled an object. Empires have risen and fallen in less time than it takes some people to weigh a cabbage. People defuse bombs with less care and attention .
Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do you understand me?
A simple warning about Musk from people at Tesla.
“Wear the right clothes, do not make suggestions and be sure to gauge his mood before you meet him….
Do not to wear any patterned clothing, suede shoes or fragrance. Such attire, they said, could send Musk into a rage.”
apple.news/A52ofrnY2QmW...
“Wear the right clothes, do not make suggestions and be sure to gauge his mood before you meet him….
Do not to wear any patterned clothing, suede shoes or fragrance. Such attire, they said, could send Musk into a rage.”
apple.news/A52ofrnY2QmW...
Inside the mind of Elon Musk, by those who worked for him — The Times and The Sunday Times
There is a warning that does the rounds among those who work with Elon Musk at Tesla. It is simple: wear the right clothes, do not make suggestions and be sure to gauge his mood before you meet him. I...
apple.news
January 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do you understand me?
I believe they made Wilson float away in the storm in Castaway, so the third act of the film wasn't the main character introducing his friends and loved ones to a volleyball
January 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I believe they made Wilson float away in the storm in Castaway, so the third act of the film wasn't the main character introducing his friends and loved ones to a volleyball
While your confession is much appreciated, and we will take into account your claims of self defence, I'm afraid we cannot eliminate you from our inquiries into the shooting of the Deputy, in fact if anything, your recent disclosures have pushed you higher up the list of suspects.
January 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
While your confession is much appreciated, and we will take into account your claims of self defence, I'm afraid we cannot eliminate you from our inquiries into the shooting of the Deputy, in fact if anything, your recent disclosures have pushed you higher up the list of suspects.