This holiday season I’m thankful for men with chest hair and Ari Aster

You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.

“this is the sort of toxic behavior I thought we left behind on Twitter…”
— me being escorted out of Smoothie King

Using this app in its infancy while it works out all its kinks is like watching a newborn deer learn to stand. You can do it lil fella :)

I looked kinda good here

Guess I'll be more active here than on twitter