JJ Bohn
@bohn.bsky.social
A talking raccoon. Currently funding this operation by making things that do other things.
🔞 NO MINORS 🔞
If you're under 18, go ride a circus ride.
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🔞 NO MINORS 🔞
If you're under 18, go ride a circus ride.
Profile pic by @theroguez.bsky.social
The Switch 2 upgrade for Red Dead Redemption is really nice and appreciated, but how fucked is it that my initial response from a modern console running a game from 2010 at a framerate above 30 fps was being genuinely impressed?
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The Switch 2 upgrade for Red Dead Redemption is really nice and appreciated, but how fucked is it that my initial response from a modern console running a game from 2010 at a framerate above 30 fps was being genuinely impressed?
The holiday PTO rationing has begun at my office.
Glad I put in all my time off for Christmas and New Years at the beginning of the year.
Glad I put in all my time off for Christmas and New Years at the beginning of the year.
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The holiday PTO rationing has begun at my office.
Glad I put in all my time off for Christmas and New Years at the beginning of the year.
Glad I put in all my time off for Christmas and New Years at the beginning of the year.
The new version of Outlook is pissing me off and I can't fully articulate why. It reminds me of how Xbox changes the UI for their consoles every quarter and somehow makes it worse each time.
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The new version of Outlook is pissing me off and I can't fully articulate why. It reminds me of how Xbox changes the UI for their consoles every quarter and somehow makes it worse each time.
Just finished Metroid Prime 4.
I feel like I live on a different planet than some folks, because that game was everything I had hoped it would be.
The ending left me a fair amount to chew on, too. I'm not gonna stop thinking about it any time soon.
Retro Studios, glad that you're back.
I feel like I live on a different planet than some folks, because that game was everything I had hoped it would be.
The ending left me a fair amount to chew on, too. I'm not gonna stop thinking about it any time soon.
Retro Studios, glad that you're back.
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Just finished Metroid Prime 4.
I feel like I live on a different planet than some folks, because that game was everything I had hoped it would be.
The ending left me a fair amount to chew on, too. I'm not gonna stop thinking about it any time soon.
Retro Studios, glad that you're back.
I feel like I live on a different planet than some folks, because that game was everything I had hoped it would be.
The ending left me a fair amount to chew on, too. I'm not gonna stop thinking about it any time soon.
Retro Studios, glad that you're back.
Another $5.79 to RedBull
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Another $5.79 to RedBull
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The redemption of Ebenezer Scrooge is a top-ten anime moment.
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The redemption of Ebenezer Scrooge is a top-ten anime moment.
Up patching servers and just got jumpscared by the sticky keys popup.
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Up patching servers and just got jumpscared by the sticky keys popup.
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okay it just randomly disconnected in the middle of the game. we're veering towards the shitty kind of illegal.
Currently playing Halo CE on a Steam Deck with a Switch Pro controller.
This feels illegal, but the good kind of illegal.
This feels illegal, but the good kind of illegal.
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
okay it just randomly disconnected in the middle of the game. we're veering towards the shitty kind of illegal.
Currently playing Halo CE on a Steam Deck with a Switch Pro controller.
This feels illegal, but the good kind of illegal.
This feels illegal, but the good kind of illegal.
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Currently playing Halo CE on a Steam Deck with a Switch Pro controller.
This feels illegal, but the good kind of illegal.
This feels illegal, but the good kind of illegal.
Kirby Air Riders is better than any Mario Kart game.
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Kirby Air Riders is better than any Mario Kart game.
the price of redbull has gone up by 20 cents
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
the price of redbull has gone up by 20 cents
This is a version of a sammich i used to serve at the local pub
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This is a version of a sammich i used to serve at the local pub
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Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
Bubble Buddy watched a man drown at the Goo Lagoon.
He had the strength to prevent Squidward from popping him, he could have saved this man, but he chose not to.
He had the strength to prevent Squidward from popping him, he could have saved this man, but he chose not to.
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Bubble Buddy watched a man drown at the Goo Lagoon.
He had the strength to prevent Squidward from popping him, he could have saved this man, but he chose not to.
He had the strength to prevent Squidward from popping him, he could have saved this man, but he chose not to.
Just made my first student loan payment. Only about 10 more years of these.
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Just made my first student loan payment. Only about 10 more years of these.
I think if i ever opened a restaurant it would only be able to open in Vegas with a waiver required to get in on account of the sheer volume of brie and bacon i use in my cooking.
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I think if i ever opened a restaurant it would only be able to open in Vegas with a waiver required to get in on account of the sheer volume of brie and bacon i use in my cooking.
The steam frame reveal is making me really happy i didn't drop a grand on an index. This is exactly the upgrade from my oculus i was waiting for.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The steam frame reveal is making me really happy i didn't drop a grand on an index. This is exactly the upgrade from my oculus i was waiting for.
Finally put my adult pants on and put together a plan for paying back my student loans.
Took me long enough.
Took me long enough.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Finally put my adult pants on and put together a plan for paying back my student loans.
Took me long enough.
Took me long enough.
Adult lesson 1 with Doctor Jimbo:
Doing the dishes ain't that hard if you lock the fuck in.
Doing the dishes ain't that hard if you lock the fuck in.
October 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Adult lesson 1 with Doctor Jimbo:
Doing the dishes ain't that hard if you lock the fuck in.
Doing the dishes ain't that hard if you lock the fuck in.
Mfs will bitch about gas prices then proceed to do 120 on the freeway.
October 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Mfs will bitch about gas prices then proceed to do 120 on the freeway.
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