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Bob Merckel
@bobzyeruncle.bsky.social
Author of "Salute" — it's about yoga, but it's not.

I've had more reinventions than Madonna.

Writer / editor / teacher bouncing between Barcelona and Provincetown. Purveyor of your Good Morning earworm.

Pinned
This was the first album I ever bought with my own money. I was 12 or 13.

What was yours?
Also, apropos of nothing, the acoustic version of Elizabeth Taylor is next level
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Good morning to all, especially id life feels like The Truman Show — there’s always something you don’t know
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Good afternoon to all, especially if you drink the brown liquor.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
💭 What I need to let go of:

Wanting to be further along than I am.

And you?
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if you're screaming at the sky because the stars don't align
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Good morning to everybody, especially if you fall in love with everyone you meet, for ten minutes at least
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Memo to self

You don’t have to create calm, you just have to remember it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Good morning to all, especially if you're lookin' like if you had your wish you'd be somewhere else
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Good morning to all, especially if all of your clothes all over the floor, all of it happened in a hurry
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Why won’t you help God?
Hi Bluesky,

God just needs 17k followers to hit 600k. And then 66k more after that to hit 666k. That will be funny.

Thanks,

God
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if you’re just hanging on the buckle of their belt
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
In a world full of Role Models, be Alexander Stewart.
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My playlist of new music right now is psychotic. Florence, Alexander Stewart, Rosalia …

Pick a lane, Bobby. Picks a lane.
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Good morning to all, particularly if you're stuck in the Twilight Zone, is this a black and white scene?
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Love this.
made a thing.
did women ruin the workplace...no, men ruined
e v e r y t h i n g.
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yup.
10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Being the good Xtian woman she is, I respect Mrs BB.

However, I want them plastered everywhere.
If this evidence ever sees the light of day, I want prosecutors, judges, and juries to see it, but I have absolutely no interest in viewing any of it.
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
To be fair, the new Frankenstein did premier tonight on Netflix.
laura loomer out here looking like 4 missing persons sewn together
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In other platform news, I have downgraded my Medium membership and I kinda feel bad about it, but not as good as I feel pocketing the Benjamin.
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Good morning to all, especially if it's enough to make you laugh, relax in a nice cool bath
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that David Harbour and Lily Allen are no longer a thing?

And who the fuck is Madeline?
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Good morning to everyone, particularly if once on this island there was a terrible storm
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if you can see her lying back in her satin dress
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Reposted by Bob Merckel
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
💙💙💙💙💙
Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM