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Bob Merckel
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Author of "Salute" — it's about yoga, but it's not.

I've had more reinventions than Madonna.

Writer / editor / teacher bouncing between Barcelona and Provincetown. Purveyor of your Good Morning earworm.

Pinned
This was the first album I ever bought with my own money. I was 12 or 13.

What was yours?
Good morning to all, particularly if she's changing her name from Kitty to Karen, she's trading her MG for a white Chrysler Le Baron
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if Green Acres is the place to be
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM
💯💯💯
Frey: I have a message for ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis
January 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Melt them all

The ice and the bullets.
"ice-related shooting" is the new "officer-fired bullet"
January 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Good morning to all, particularly if its bitter perfume breathes a life of gloom
January 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
But they are!
plays the eras tour movies like theyre albums
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Good morning to all, especially if wait, they don’t love you like I love you.
January 5, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Good morning to all y’all, particularly if like a fool you went and stayed too long
January 4, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Reposted by Bob Merckel
It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.

The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by Bob Merckel
The aging pedophile who wants to be a king has kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation without congressional approval.

If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Surely, I must have more useful things to do than arguing with the AI on my Bevel app
January 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Good morning to all y’all, especially if no trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine, he's haunted by something he cannot define
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
A new Agnes album is dropping soon and I fear it just won't compare to "Dance Love Pop".
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Good morning to all, especially if the exodus is here, the happy ones are near
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Good morning to all, especially if the dog days are over
January 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Not Jess Glynne giving air time to Jet2.
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Chris Issac on cnn is the saddest thing I’ve seen in a good long while.
January 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Good morning to all, especially if we make believe that we are wealthy for just this once, lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
December 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
See what you will about cilantro, Earl Grey tea is the true monster
December 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Good morning to all, particularly if they called it puppy love
December 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Good morning to all y’all, especially if now for seventeen years, you've been throwing them back, seventeen more will bury you
December 29, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Good morning to all y’all, particularly if it's knowing that this can't go on forever
December 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Good morning to all, particularly if you've heard about the lonesome loser.
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I know of others with a box as their home
December 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Good morning to all, particularly if t we could always see such spirit through the year
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM