Bob Was His Name
@bobwashisname.bsky.social
Professional Nerd and general disappointment.
I also do YouTube: www.youtube.com/@BobWasHisName
I also do YouTube: www.youtube.com/@BobWasHisName
‘I cast Fireball.’
‘Dude, we’re inside.’
‘Yeah, but I cast Fireball.’
‘Dude, we’re inside.’
‘Yeah, but I cast Fireball.’
February 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
‘I cast Fireball.’
‘Dude, we’re inside.’
‘Yeah, but I cast Fireball.’
‘Dude, we’re inside.’
‘Yeah, but I cast Fireball.’
Armor Class makes no sense. ‘Did the sword hit me?’ ‘Nah, it just…didn’t.
February 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Armor Class makes no sense. ‘Did the sword hit me?’ ‘Nah, it just…didn’t.
I cast ‘detect bullshit‘ on the rough.
February 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I cast ‘detect bullshit‘ on the rough.
D&D is just a game of ‘How many war crimes can you commit before the DM quits?’
February 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
D&D is just a game of ‘How many war crimes can you commit before the DM quits?’
A DM’s job is just watching their players ignore the story, kill the wrong NPCs, and then act surprised when consequences happen.
February 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A DM’s job is just watching their players ignore the story, kill the wrong NPCs, and then act surprised when consequences happen.
I could write a 100-page lore book, but my players will care more about the name of the tavern dog.
February 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I could write a 100-page lore book, but my players will care more about the name of the tavern dog.
Barbarians don’t do ‘tactics.’ They do ‘velocity-based decision-making.’
February 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Barbarians don’t do ‘tactics.’ They do ‘velocity-based decision-making.’
My party doesn’t need a cleric, they need a lawyer.
February 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My party doesn’t need a cleric, they need a lawyer.
It's all fine and good that they added Bastions into the new DMG, until you realize there is no dnd IKEA to fill it.
February 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It's all fine and good that they added Bastions into the new DMG, until you realize there is no dnd IKEA to fill it.
We went from this watabou map to this incredible @mightofmerchants.bsky.social map. Upgrades people upgrades
February 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We went from this watabou map to this incredible @mightofmerchants.bsky.social map. Upgrades people upgrades
Rolling a nat 20 on the dumbest possible check is the true D&D experience.
February 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Rolling a nat 20 on the dumbest possible check is the true D&D experience.
Warlocks are just goth kids with a demon sugar mommy.
February 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Warlocks are just goth kids with a demon sugar mommy.
Why can’t long rests be real? Like you can fall off a cliff, get stabbed and thrown around by a owlbear. 8 hours later everything is fine again.
But I sit wrong and THE REST OF THE WEEK I will be in pain.
But I sit wrong and THE REST OF THE WEEK I will be in pain.
February 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Why can’t long rests be real? Like you can fall off a cliff, get stabbed and thrown around by a owlbear. 8 hours later everything is fine again.
But I sit wrong and THE REST OF THE WEEK I will be in pain.
But I sit wrong and THE REST OF THE WEEK I will be in pain.
HOW IS THIS SO COOL
February 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
HOW IS THIS SO COOL
Started a new Campaign recently. Leveling up that mapmaking skill lets goooo
February 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Started a new Campaign recently. Leveling up that mapmaking skill lets goooo
Can‘t believe this bad boy hit 11k views. That is like… a lot of people 0.0
February 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Can‘t believe this bad boy hit 11k views. That is like… a lot of people 0.0
That 2am urge to worldbuild a entirely new setting for dnd
February 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
That 2am urge to worldbuild a entirely new setting for dnd
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I finished Delicious in Dungeon yesterday and I am ANGRY. Why would they make such a good show and then end it on a cliffhanger.
Yes I am a fangirl now, what ya gonna do about it.
Yes I am a fangirl now, what ya gonna do about it.
February 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I finished Delicious in Dungeon yesterday and I am ANGRY. Why would they make such a good show and then end it on a cliffhanger.
Yes I am a fangirl now, what ya gonna do about it.
Yes I am a fangirl now, what ya gonna do about it.
Me convincing my friends to be nerds with me
February 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Me convincing my friends to be nerds with me
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January 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Writing a serious, lore-rich campaign, only for the party to adopt a goblin named Stabby and make him king
February 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Writing a serious, lore-rich campaign, only for the party to adopt a goblin named Stabby and make him king
DM Rule #1: If the players love an NPC, they were originally meant to die
February 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
DM Rule #1: If the players love an NPC, they were originally meant to die
So I DM for two different home games with very different settings. One is more Grimdark and the other is High Fantasy with a touch of Ghibli.
Ok, now to my kind of problem:
Both of these exist in the same world.
Ok, now to my kind of problem:
Both of these exist in the same world.
February 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So I DM for two different home games with very different settings. One is more Grimdark and the other is High Fantasy with a touch of Ghibli.
Ok, now to my kind of problem:
Both of these exist in the same world.
Ok, now to my kind of problem:
Both of these exist in the same world.