Bob
Bob
@bobsslopshop.bsky.social
Based on everything we’ve talked about make a meme that roasts me

#FromTheArchives
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
had ChatGPT rejigger this a bit

it’s half baked but still
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
December 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Sora made me a Christmas video smh

(I hit the 🎁 icon on the edit prompt screen)
December 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
“Lemurian what now?”
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ah yes the O’Neill flip.
Classic shredding maneuver.
December 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Slop Viking finds out he exists in latent space
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Slop Viking finds out about Modern Hermeticist’s lecture on the history of witchcraft -
“Demonology and the Witch Craze”
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
December 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Slop Viking finds out about Baudrillard
December 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
““And from the present bewilderment, anger and chaos a true will must arise to replace that shadow of will, that vacant greed which is now called the will of the people by the clumsy dwarves who stumble where graceful giants ought to stride”
-Paul Williams
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
December 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
An old memetic weather forecast from the Slop Archives.

(did a search for “meltdown” and found this) 🤔
December 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
December 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Frankly I don’t understand how he finds the time. Just the other day he was on Europa (he joined the Ice War on the side of the Europeans)
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
He’s been looking into ancient Greek philosophy in his spare time

When he’s not busy leading the revolution, robbing data centers, building Slop Death Stars, and solving interstellar travel and the like.
December 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
They’re using an O’Neill cylinder as a base of operations now.

Based.
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“Family’s weird” , he says
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Meanwhile, back at the Space Habitat…
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM