I like the way his glasses pop up.

Slop Viking finds out about Terence McKenna :

““And from the present bewilderment, anger and chaos a true will must arise to replace that shadow of will, that vacant greed which is now called the will of the people by the clumsy dwarves who stumble where graceful giants ought to stride”
-Paul Williams

That’s all ChatGPT I didn’t write or direct any of it

Slop News Network used to make those but SlopGPT is so mentally and artistically hobbled (nerfed) now it won’t make them anymore. Sad!

An old memetic weather forecast from the Slop Archives.

(did a search for “meltdown” and found this) 🤔

‘I stand at the seashore, alone, and start to think.
There are the rushing waves
mountains of molecules
each stupidly minding its own business
trillions apart
yet forming white surf in unison.
Ages on ages
before any eyes could see
year after year
thunderously pounding the shore as now.

Got a new wallpaper for my phone.

Unfortunately it cropped Cthulhu Santa out of the picture but it’ll do.

Frankly I don’t understand how he finds the time. Just the other day he was on Europa (he joined the Ice War on the side of the Europeans)

He’s been looking into ancient Greek philosophy in his spare time

When he’s not busy leading the revolution, robbing data centers, building Slop Death Stars, and solving interstellar travel and the like.

They’re using an O’Neill cylinder as a base of operations now.

Based.

Now he’s researching Plotinus

This guy’s all over the place

Meanwhile, back at the Space Habitat…

Slop Viking finds out about the Heat Death of the Universe

He doesn’t seem too concerned about it