Fuckface Murray Abraham
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best news i've heard all year! (very low bar)
January 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
best news i've heard all year! (very low bar)
Grim Men's Whiskey Fridays with Tony Doukopil
January 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Grim Men's Whiskey Fridays with Tony Doukopil
"Thank you for joining us tonight on CBS News. I'm Tony Dokupil and now we leave you with girls jumping on trampolines!"
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
"Thank you for joining us tonight on CBS News. I'm Tony Dokupil and now we leave you with girls jumping on trampolines!"
Kenneth Ellen Parcell ass voice
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Kenneth Ellen Parcell ass voice
He is 5'4"
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
He is 5'4"
Jane...thank you
January 12, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Jane...thank you
Reposted by Fuckface Murray Abraham
5 guys to guard the door, 2 to lift him up to the urinal
January 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
5 guys to guard the door, 2 to lift him up to the urinal
sorry, that was me. i'm the guy passionately emailing tony dokoupil about immigration policy. my wife took the kids to her sister's
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
sorry, that was me. i'm the guy passionately emailing tony dokoupil about immigration policy. my wife took the kids to her sister's
Going to assume KAT will magically learn to rebound, play defense, and finish at the rim between now and April
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Going to assume KAT will magically learn to rebound, play defense, and finish at the rim between now and April
More likely it's Sulzberger Sr. that had some sort of Epstein connection
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
More likely it's Sulzberger Sr. that had some sort of Epstein connection
We're getting word the new US soccer mascot has been shot by an ICE agent
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We're getting word the new US soccer mascot has been shot by an ICE agent
Let Thomas Alfredson adapt the last 2 books in the Smiley v. Karla trilogy.
Alternately, have Armando Iannucci adapt The Looking Glass War
Alternately, have Armando Iannucci adapt The Looking Glass War
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Let Thomas Alfredson adapt the last 2 books in the Smiley v. Karla trilogy.
Alternately, have Armando Iannucci adapt The Looking Glass War
Alternately, have Armando Iannucci adapt The Looking Glass War
At least we don't have that many games over the next 2 months
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
At least we don't have that many games over the next 2 months
She knows JD doesn't have the juice, Charlie Kirk is dead, and Epstein stuff will continue to drag Trump down. If she makes a break for it first, she can be the next in line to the throne
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
She knows JD doesn't have the juice, Charlie Kirk is dead, and Epstein stuff will continue to drag Trump down. If she makes a break for it first, she can be the next in line to the throne
everyone is clowning on this guy but would YOU be able to nail a wooden stake (?) onto a fence after 9 High Noons? i think not
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
everyone is clowning on this guy but would YOU be able to nail a wooden stake (?) onto a fence after 9 High Noons? i think not
Same thing happened in 2020 with all the OT from the George Floyd protests
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Same thing happened in 2020 with all the OT from the George Floyd protests