*snrk*
@bobsmash.bsky.social
Howdy! I'm a horror nerd with a clothing allergy who loves food, comic books, occasional cosplay, and naughty things. This page is gonna have NSFW content. So there. Nyah.
Electro play is the bestest!
July 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Electro play is the bestest!
What's your favorite toy?
March 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What's your favorite toy?
It's a plug it up kinda day...
January 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's a plug it up kinda day...
In honor of Anita Bryant's passing, I'm gonna need some folks to cream pie me...
For posterity...
For posterity...
January 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
In honor of Anita Bryant's passing, I'm gonna need some folks to cream pie me...
For posterity...
For posterity...
It's hump day! Get on in there.
November 20, 2024 at 12:27 PM
It's hump day! Get on in there.
Repost if you're queer and into horror.
September 30, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Repost if you're queer and into horror.
Happy Hump Day!
Have some cake!
Have some cake!
June 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Happy Hump Day!
Have some cake!
Have some cake!
Yosemite Sam wears thongs.
With generous pouches.
Who knew?
With generous pouches.
Who knew?
June 18, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Yosemite Sam wears thongs.
With generous pouches.
Who knew?
With generous pouches.
Who knew?
So, yesterday, I turned 51.
I'm still waiting for my "Get Off My Lawn, I need to go to the store, wander around aimlessly, and pay in pennies" license.
But I'm pretty for an ancient one.
I'm still waiting for my "Get Off My Lawn, I need to go to the store, wander around aimlessly, and pay in pennies" license.
But I'm pretty for an ancient one.
June 13, 2024 at 12:19 PM
So, yesterday, I turned 51.
I'm still waiting for my "Get Off My Lawn, I need to go to the store, wander around aimlessly, and pay in pennies" license.
But I'm pretty for an ancient one.
I'm still waiting for my "Get Off My Lawn, I need to go to the store, wander around aimlessly, and pay in pennies" license.
But I'm pretty for an ancient one.
Guess what Bob wants.
Prizes include sexual favors.
Prizes include sexual favors.
June 10, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Guess what Bob wants.
Prizes include sexual favors.
Prizes include sexual favors.
Building these little miniatures is so much fun! I love a book nook!
May 19, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Building these little miniatures is so much fun! I love a book nook!
Hey, there. Been a while. Have some smut.
Oh, and did you know that my ass loves birds? That furry pink hole wants a cock'r'two.
Oh, and did you know that my ass loves birds? That furry pink hole wants a cock'r'two.
April 23, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Hey, there. Been a while. Have some smut.
Oh, and did you know that my ass loves birds? That furry pink hole wants a cock'r'two.
Oh, and did you know that my ass loves birds? That furry pink hole wants a cock'r'two.
And one more for good measure.
March 1, 2024 at 6:54 PM
And one more for good measure.
I got bored at an appointment. Enjoy!
March 1, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I got bored at an appointment. Enjoy!
A friend of mine decided to use my dick for a watercolor study. ☺️
January 29, 2024 at 7:20 PM
A friend of mine decided to use my dick for a watercolor study. ☺️