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bobsmash.bsky.social
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@bobsmash.bsky.social
Howdy! I'm a horror nerd with a clothing allergy who loves food, comic books, occasional cosplay, and naughty things. This page is gonna have NSFW content. So there. Nyah.
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Alright, gonna get this out there.

If you look like a minor, I'm not following you. I'm not into that. You shouldn't be into me. I'm old enough to be your grandfather.

But, daddies can certainly feel free to hit me up. Daddies that actually look like daddies, please.
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Repost if you like hairy dads with big dicks 😈
September 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Sorry. Haven't been feeling pretty, lately. But y'all are. 😁
September 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
He just wanted to say hi for #fcf.
July 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Electro play is the bestest!
July 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Cum'n'gitit!
June 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Repost if you'd give daddy a hole he can empty his balls into 😈
May 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Mark our words:

Even if you don't like porn.

They WILL use this to criminalize LGBTQ+ people.

You NEED to call your senators and congresspeople. REGULARLY.
May 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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🇺🇸 “Rolling Stone reached out to all 53 GOP senators after the president said he didn't know whether he needs to honor the nation's founding document. None replied.”
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
May 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Sorry I haven't been posting on this account, lately. My brain has decided that stress fasting is the way to go, for now, and I'm pretty sure that no one wants to see the body that informs the world that I have a great personality.
April 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Repost if you wanna taste dad's mushroom 😏
April 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Happy #FCF! Repost if you'd stretch yourself on it 😈
March 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
What's your favorite toy?
March 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Repost if you want dad to pound your ass into oblivion 😤
New video at onlyfans.com/tallbeard89
February 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
But, of course.
Repost if you'd give daddy your butthole 😈
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Repost if you’d like to catch the next nut 🍆💦💦💦

#SkeetYourMeat #DadsFatLoad #DadDick #ThiccMeat #ThiccGay #ThiccDaddy #ThickHobbit
February 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Happy FCF! Repost if you want dad's big dong inside you 🍆😈
January 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Very much so. I am sexually generous.
January 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Repost if you'd let daddy pound your ass until he nuts inside you 💦
November 20, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Repost if dad can shove his big fuckstick up your butthole 😈
January 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Repost if dad can pound you relentlessly 😈
onlyfans.com/tallbeard89
January 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I've never worn a buttplug in public.

Let's see how this goes.
January 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I...

Am pro-sex-giggles.

Sex is inherently ridiculous. Laugh during it if the mood strikes.
January 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It's a plug it up kinda day...
January 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm not a sexually active cannabis enthusiast.

I'm a pot hole.
January 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM