Bóbr, Курва Бобер
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Surrealist Provocateur, Artificer of Strange Cocktails
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I eat lots of garlic and cheese to cover them up.
June 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I eat lots of garlic and cheese to cover them up.
After I heard about this there were a few posts about the IDF hitting one of the main bunkers for IRGC.
June 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
After I heard about this there were a few posts about the IDF hitting one of the main bunkers for IRGC.
Reposted by Bóbr, Курва Бобер
I expected the death of democracy in the US to be bloody, scary, and tumultuous. What I didn't expect is how fucking cringe it is. How embarrassing. How stupid.
It's like dying of autoerotic asphyxiation in a public fountain. Christ.
It's like dying of autoerotic asphyxiation in a public fountain. Christ.
June 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I expected the death of democracy in the US to be bloody, scary, and tumultuous. What I didn't expect is how fucking cringe it is. How embarrassing. How stupid.
It's like dying of autoerotic asphyxiation in a public fountain. Christ.
It's like dying of autoerotic asphyxiation in a public fountain. Christ.
Is the special stealth drywall screws.
June 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Is the special stealth drywall screws.
The Russians should always be the first ones to know about new Ukrainian weapons.
June 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The Russians should always be the first ones to know about new Ukrainian weapons.
All of them are. There is one spine that they pass around to use from time to time, but it's mostly a conversation piece now.
June 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
All of them are. There is one spine that they pass around to use from time to time, but it's mostly a conversation piece now.
Yes, but the talk of martial law during this runup to the big parade has people in a tizzy.
It all needs to be put into context, which is completely lacking.
It's all about end chaos and the spectacle, and not reality.
It all needs to be put into context, which is completely lacking.
It's all about end chaos and the spectacle, and not reality.
June 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Yes, but the talk of martial law during this runup to the big parade has people in a tizzy.
It all needs to be put into context, which is completely lacking.
It's all about end chaos and the spectacle, and not reality.
It all needs to be put into context, which is completely lacking.
It's all about end chaos and the spectacle, and not reality.
The US military has enough to occupy just Southern California which is 1.5% of the land mass of the Contiguous US and 7% of the population.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The US military has enough to occupy just Southern California which is 1.5% of the land mass of the Contiguous US and 7% of the population.
The total population of those So Cal counties is about 24.3 million.
Consider 28 military personnel per sq/mile.
The Rule of Thumb for the ratio of military personnel per 1000 civilians to occupy a territory is 20-30. This comes out to 50 military per 1000 civilians.
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Consider 28 military personnel per sq/mile.
The Rule of Thumb for the ratio of military personnel per 1000 civilians to occupy a territory is 20-30. This comes out to 50 military per 1000 civilians.
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June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The total population of those So Cal counties is about 24.3 million.
Consider 28 military personnel per sq/mile.
The Rule of Thumb for the ratio of military personnel per 1000 civilians to occupy a territory is 20-30. This comes out to 50 military per 1000 civilians.
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Consider 28 military personnel per sq/mile.
The Rule of Thumb for the ratio of military personnel per 1000 civilians to occupy a territory is 20-30. This comes out to 50 military per 1000 civilians.
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There are 1.3 million active United States military personnel, that is all over the world. Let's say Trump recalls them ALL back home.
I have taken just the counties in Southern California, which he seems most interested in, to consider this.
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I have taken just the counties in Southern California, which he seems most interested in, to consider this.
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June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
There are 1.3 million active United States military personnel, that is all over the world. Let's say Trump recalls them ALL back home.
I have taken just the counties in Southern California, which he seems most interested in, to consider this.
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I have taken just the counties in Southern California, which he seems most interested in, to consider this.
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So, does Olga get the Lada and potatoes, or no?
June 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So, does Olga get the Lada and potatoes, or no?
Even within states like Washington and Oregon, the rural areas get mad that their tax dollars are going to fund projects in Portland or Seattle. They have to be constantly reminded that it's the tax revenue from those big cities that fund everything THEY take for granted.
Their taxes are a pittance
Their taxes are a pittance
June 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Even within states like Washington and Oregon, the rural areas get mad that their tax dollars are going to fund projects in Portland or Seattle. They have to be constantly reminded that it's the tax revenue from those big cities that fund everything THEY take for granted.
Their taxes are a pittance
Their taxes are a pittance
I lived in a couple of red states. A lot of folks there believe they are entitled to those government services and money.
What I heard on multiple occasions was that they were mad that poor black families, Native Americans, Latinos--ya know, brown people--were getting it.
"That's our money!"
What I heard on multiple occasions was that they were mad that poor black families, Native Americans, Latinos--ya know, brown people--were getting it.
"That's our money!"
June 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I lived in a couple of red states. A lot of folks there believe they are entitled to those government services and money.
What I heard on multiple occasions was that they were mad that poor black families, Native Americans, Latinos--ya know, brown people--were getting it.
"That's our money!"
What I heard on multiple occasions was that they were mad that poor black families, Native Americans, Latinos--ya know, brown people--were getting it.
"That's our money!"
The United States is now the crazy guy who rides the bus every day. Sometimes just mumbling obscenities to himself, or yelling at the other passengers, and still other times pissing himself and trying to sell you his own shit in Gucci bags.
Just never know what he's gonna do from day to day.
Just never know what he's gonna do from day to day.
June 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The United States is now the crazy guy who rides the bus every day. Sometimes just mumbling obscenities to himself, or yelling at the other passengers, and still other times pissing himself and trying to sell you his own shit in Gucci bags.
Just never know what he's gonna do from day to day.
Just never know what he's gonna do from day to day.
The irony of ironies.
June 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The irony of ironies.
They can't even get potatoes now, though.
June 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They can't even get potatoes now, though.
Somebody a while ago had an idea to print a bunch of stickers that say "Russian Ground Forces" and have people put them on packs of hamburger at the stores.
June 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Somebody a while ago had an idea to print a bunch of stickers that say "Russian Ground Forces" and have people put them on packs of hamburger at the stores.
Promoted to sunflower.
June 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Promoted to sunflower.
And shit is so stupid right now.
June 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
And shit is so stupid right now.
This is the appendices of Idiocracy, as it were. The other stories of the decline of humanity.
June 8, 2025 at 7:46 AM
This is the appendices of Idiocracy, as it were. The other stories of the decline of humanity.
She is impervious to reason and truth.
There was an episode ST:TNG where Data fed the Borg an impossible hyper-shape that broke them. We just need to feed MTG all the conspiracy shit until her brain collapses into a singularity of stupidity just like that.
There was an episode ST:TNG where Data fed the Borg an impossible hyper-shape that broke them. We just need to feed MTG all the conspiracy shit until her brain collapses into a singularity of stupidity just like that.
June 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
She is impervious to reason and truth.
There was an episode ST:TNG where Data fed the Borg an impossible hyper-shape that broke them. We just need to feed MTG all the conspiracy shit until her brain collapses into a singularity of stupidity just like that.
There was an episode ST:TNG where Data fed the Borg an impossible hyper-shape that broke them. We just need to feed MTG all the conspiracy shit until her brain collapses into a singularity of stupidity just like that.