Bob Merlotti
@bobmerlotti.bsky.social
Writer of The Fallout Lounge comedy podcast, Super Bowl ads, and a smattering of witty greeting card inscriptions.
I would watch a movie about a Superman who’d really let himself go.
December 21, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I would watch a movie about a Superman who’d really let himself go.
I thought the whole idea of having fuck you money was to be able to say “fuck you.”
December 13, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I thought the whole idea of having fuck you money was to be able to say “fuck you.”
Silly goose! You don’t know what Mitch McConnell’s capable of, do you?
I don’t see how Mitch McConnell can vote to confirm RFK Jr. He had polio at age 2, a few years before the vaccine.
The lawyer helping Robert F. Kennedy Jr. pick federal health officials for the incoming Trump administration has petitioned the government to revoke its approval of the polio vaccine, which for decades has protected millions of people from a virus that can cause paralysis or death.
December 13, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Silly goose! You don’t know what Mitch McConnell’s capable of, do you?
When I am mowed down by a Lime scooter on a downtown LA sidewalk, I’d like my obituary to mention that I took the charge.
December 12, 2024 at 9:58 PM
When I am mowed down by a Lime scooter on a downtown LA sidewalk, I’d like my obituary to mention that I took the charge.
Reposted by Bob Merlotti
“The rule of law.”
Oh man. It feels so good to laugh again .
Oh man. It feels so good to laugh again .
This is wrong. The rule of law should apply to the president’s son just as it would apply to you or me. www.nytimes.com/live/2024/12...
President Biden Pardons His Son Hunter: Live Updates
The “full and unconditional pardon” comes weeks before President Biden leaves office. The president’s spokeswoman had denied for months that he had any intention of granting clemency for his son.
www.nytimes.com
December 2, 2024 at 4:25 AM
“The rule of law.”
Oh man. It feels so good to laugh again .
Oh man. It feels so good to laugh again .
Crows can hold grudges because they’re highly susceptible to Ponzi schemes.
December 1, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Crows can hold grudges because they’re highly susceptible to Ponzi schemes.
Reposted by Bob Merlotti
Preparing for becoming Russia by practicing my forlorn look in front of the potato bin at Ralphs.
December 1, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Preparing for becoming Russia by practicing my forlorn look in front of the potato bin at Ralphs.
When I lived in Chicago, my friend and I would stumble from one Wicker Park tavern to another the night before Thanksgiving. He insisted it was the second-biggest bar night of the year. Happy Beertaking, David.
November 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM
When I lived in Chicago, my friend and I would stumble from one Wicker Park tavern to another the night before Thanksgiving. He insisted it was the second-biggest bar night of the year. Happy Beertaking, David.
It’s an honor just to be marginalized.
November 28, 2024 at 12:37 AM
It’s an honor just to be marginalized.
My intent was to wander the earth with a lantern in search of an honest man, but after an hour I settled for pancakes.
November 25, 2024 at 12:00 AM
My intent was to wander the earth with a lantern in search of an honest man, but after an hour I settled for pancakes.
Need more dogs, algorithm.
November 23, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Need more dogs, algorithm.
Blaming everything I don’t like from now on on the Trump administration. Cold mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving? His fucking fault.
November 23, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Blaming everything I don’t like from now on on the Trump administration. Cold mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving? His fucking fault.
Went to a cupcake shop yesterday and they had like 8 flavors, maybe, and no banana. The American empire is in decline.
November 23, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Went to a cupcake shop yesterday and they had like 8 flavors, maybe, and no banana. The American empire is in decline.
So we’re gonna ignore Russian bomb threats on Election Day to suppress voting ok cool.
November 23, 2024 at 2:44 AM
So we’re gonna ignore Russian bomb threats on Election Day to suppress voting ok cool.
I write and produce a sketch comedy podcast called “The Fallout Lounge.” It’s funny, promise. Check it out! What, are you busy?
November 22, 2024 at 5:25 AM
I write and produce a sketch comedy podcast called “The Fallout Lounge.” It’s funny, promise. Check it out! What, are you busy?
First post on Bluesky, c’mon algorithm, big money big money…
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 AM
First post on Bluesky, c’mon algorithm, big money big money…